You got Tumblr’ed. You got child-freed. You got Matt Damoned. Get used to it, breeder.

The left will always eat itself. Not always in this amusing a fashion, however.

Oh, I see. The email thing is part of a VAST WHITE I MEAN RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY.

This is the most inept group of people I’ve ever seen. Bernie’s lost, Webb is crazy, O’Malley is douchey, that other guy is chaffee, and Hillary is like a retarded clone of a bad politician. Holy shit this sucks.

Seeing as that may gay men have gun fetishes as well (gun/anal play is very popular!) I don’t see where the joke is.

“These emails, so earnest that I want to cry, demonstrate the dire need for affordable housing in the city”

The amazing this is that all this crap white people supposedly stole is all objectively awful. Brooklyn, Bindis, twerking? Fuck that shit.

Yes, much more honorable to run away shrieking, or to stand by helplessly as the nut of the day is mowing down your students. There will always be another class, amirite?

New PC chess. All the pieces are queens.

You had to look up “nematode,” didn’t you?

Oh boy, another moron read Christopher “Bomb Iraq” Hitchens.

These people are the same types of people who think that foreign names are funny because “silly sounds!”

Don’t be simple.

So, you’re all against black James Bond, right?

LOL you don’t actually have to have a 45 IQ to be retarded!

No, you don’t have an imagination. You have a quota system fed by retardo white guilt.

So in their fictional universe, brown people don’t exist. Why are you so simpleminded?

And they wanted white people. Which is immoral, somehow, because retardation.

Yeah, they should have cast Precious in here someplace.

White is awesome!