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Number Five is Alive
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Haahahaha!! Well said!!

Thank you. I didn’t realize this was bad new internet slang. Just chalked it up to the horrific editing (?) across all of these blogs.

Headlines have gotten very “How do you do, fellow kids?” in the past few years, but I don’t know if zoomers even read Kotaku.

An English teacher would have a stroke trying to make a sentence diagram of that headline.

Can the staff there just write normal headlines- instead of portraying themselves an unintelligent?


I’m with you. I come here to you know, read stuff. Clearly, there is no consideration being given to people who enjoy reading stuff that makes sense.

Self-reported AND you need a non-AT&T connection.

Self reporting from https://downdetector.com/status/att/

Where are they verifying these numbers? The estimates I’m seeing on realtime web traffic/data analysis boards are in the hundreds of thousands at least.

I’ve heard of “4D” cinemas that entice people to the cinema with physical effects.

That includes secondary weapons, backpacks and samples

He did, however, confirm that neither the space-faring RPG Starfield (which debuted in 2022),

Well first, thank you to Kotaku for putting me onto this game. I’m having a lot of fun with it. Really looking forward to getting to Level 8+ and unlocking some of the more devastating Stratagems (and then trying out the hardest difficulties).

I’ve been having fun doing co-op on Easy mode, but my question is when do the really BIG baddies show up? Are they in Hard mode or saved for raids/special missions? I’ve played a few missions on Normal too and haven’t seen them.

I clicked the comments to say the same thing. It just makes the video unwatchable.

Relax

Absolutely no need for this to be a slideshow. 

I was pretty disappointed with GTA V’s lack of singleplayer expansions. There was talk of a “Police partner mission” DLC ala “Training Day” with all that entails. I would have loved to be a rookie dealing with taking down a corrupt cop and rival gang-factions all at once. 

Yeah. It wasn’t so bad when there was one or 2 live service games, but i feel like every multiplayer game these days is just a microtransaction seasonpass abomination that tries to make you feel like you’re missing out on shit if you skip it for a month or 3.

I honestly wish the original versions of games like singleplayer GTA V and Fortnite STW got more love as opposed having all resources dumped into the GAAS hellholes that spawned from them.