Just as I was starting to feel for the plight of the poor tow truck driver simply trying to do his job, the diminutive wigger had to go and drop the n-word. (00:59 in the vid) There are sooooo many non-racist ways to express your anger, dude. Using that word does not, in fact, make you ‘gangsta as shit.’ “That motherfu…

Wow. I was born in Saudi Arabia to two U.S. citizens while my dad was working abroad. They’d probably have shipped me off to Gitmo! No issue getting my Real ID in MA, fortunately. Just had to wait while I got a new U.S. Consular Report of Birth Abroad (Form FS-240). They didn’t appreciate the flimsy, hand-typed…

“Video posted to social media shows the Cybertruck making numerous attempts to get out of the lake, with little progress made onto dry land.”

Touché!

You couldn’t find any stock imagery of Sag Harbor?

This thing looks awesome. Like it was ripped straight out of a near-future sci-fi film. The Hummer is barf compared to this, aesthetically at least.

Jon Voight?

This is beyond stupid.

In your defense, Airplane was bestowed upon the Earth by the same team that gave us KFM. So it’s not like you were waaaaay off.

Buddy, have I got some good news for you!

Eight score and seven years ago we would have referred to that as an 8-core processor.

Our writer covering the Star Wars Battlefront Classic Collection didn’t experience server issues...

I never thought the leopards would eat MY face! Hahhahahahhahhahha. LMFAO over here at all the dipshit, redneck, bible-thumping, ultra-“christian,” capital ‘C’ conservative HYPOCRITES (who 100% watch and enjoy porn whilst simultaneously railing against it) settling down with their Lubriderm and Kleenex only to find…

The only reason you don’t have more stars is because folks today just can’t stand that whole reading thing. Can you please repost your thoughts in a different format? Might I suggest a short form video?

The fact that there’s not a single comment here that supports keeping TikTok around in its current form tells me that you all really don’t know your audience. Or care.

I’ll bet it does.

Haha. All good, Zack. Mistakes happen!

Jesus, that’s good. You deserve all the stars and a tip of the cap.

So uhhh... which is it? Did ChatGPT glitch out or something? The sub-head and then the opening line. Literally read back-to-back. Sloppy.

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