I am serious.  And stop calling me Shirley.

Surely, you can’t be serious?

“Our in-flight dinner was either steak or fish.”

“OK? You don’t want them being injured something like that if a piece of wire could have kept someone far enough back that they couldn’t chuck a rock at them or something.”

If you hover over to the right of that start, three circles will show up. Click on that to edit for a limited time (I don’t know how long the edit window is, but if you don’t edit immediately you won’t be able to after the edit window closes).

If you hover over to the right of that start, three circles will show up. Click on that to edit for a limited time…

Yeah, sounds familiar.

Nothing will ever be better than the Alex Jones folk song:

And you’re completely and utterly wrong. Flawed, hell yes. But it’s nonetheless the best Superman movie ever made (number 2 is The Iron Giant). Granted that’s not hard to do given its awful initial sequels, the Singer dull reboot/sequel and completely an utterly wrong Murderman reboot, but to say that there’s nothing…

“I really fucking hate this new real world currency system for buying ammo, but damn if it doesn’t bring value to the shareholders! ★★★★★ would be exploited again.”

the Democrats never had the Senate, so they could never lose it. they did win the House however. I know the blue wave wasn’t as wavy as we had hoped but some good did come out of it (imagine the first day when Maxine Waters can announce she will be subpoenaing Trump’s taxes and tell me that doesn’t bring a smile to…

I cannot agree more, and only wish I could star your post more than once.

Rresponses like Toobin’s have got to become the (minimum) standard by which the media operates if we are to survive this catastrophe of an administration.

I dream of being in one of those corny movies where the aliens come pick you up by accident, and after some adventure they’re like “you can go back home now if you want to”, and then I’m like “... naw, I’m good up here.”

Why grow beard when you can have these awesome mustaches?!

And back then it was totally worth it:

Wanna bet? People pay good money to see that all the time.

Seconding this!

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

Normally I try to at least read through an article before making any comments, but check your second paragraph: