numberfiveisalive
Number Five is Alive
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The Fifth Element cop costume is perfect.

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

the fuck is wrong with people

Can someone please explain to me how the extremely numerous religious “homosexuality is a sin!” conservative voters of SC are apparently completely oblivious to the fact that Lindsay Graham is very gay?

That’s not even the depressing part. If his confirmation fails, he goes back to his day job... as a federal judge.

Spies Like Us. European Vacation. Fletch. Funny Farm (Well, I liked it anyway). You Can Call Me Al.  Davidson is just a little kid.  

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

I brought you out of the greys just for the reference to Jerimiah Johnson, a wonderful old but great movie.  

And what do you do, sir?

Much better than The Eagles.

“Apple is also the company that popularized the phrase ‘one more thing...’”

If you own a $40 million yacht and have no better place to put it than fucking Ohio, you deserve anything that’s coming to you.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Zica toys is a really unfortunate name for a company wanting to sell insect-like toys...

I <3 Kim. She lives in my city!