If you break your arm in half in two different places, you actually broke your arm in thirds. Idiot.

I’m going to go waaaaay out on a limb here and assume that whomever is running that Xbox Battle Grounds account has never seen an actual flesh and blood posterior nude and in person. Call it a hunch.

AHAHAHHAHA!!! I am dying right now. Got so focused on one misspelling that I didn’t even notice the more egregious one. He also spells ‘million’ with only one ‘l’ towards the end of the piece, but I didn’t have the energy. Guessing Herb axed all the editors and cancelled the yearly subscription to Office 365…

This poor kid’s traumatization sentence: LIFE

Because Kinja?

‘I’ before ‘E’ except after ‘C’ bruh.

Fair point. Except for the fact that all the videos making the rounds online show the opening section of the game where you play as Kong’s mother. And she suffers from the same scale problem.

All well and good. I feel for those devs having to witness all the ridicule aimed at their work. And it sounds like Game Mill (whose name says everything, by the way) is a truly awful publisher.

I ended up watching the video. The owner says it’s $25 for the day. He also says you can leave and go get lunch and come back. No charge for readmittance. These guys are doing it right!

One admission fee and all games set to free play sounds like paradise. Looks like they fight for the users! Wonder if they have an annual pass as well.

Well, if you want to talk education... your reading comprehension could use a refresher, Lawrence. That list of vehicles immediately follows bold, all-CAPS text that states “PLEASE DO NOT PARK AT THIS CHARGER.” And then “This applies to owners of: ...” The person then lists the slow-charging models that should not use…

Nope. Not according to Cambridge.

So.....

“Merchandize,” my dude.

It’s called El Paso, Elsewhere. Not Everywhere. You have it correct in the body of your post. But maybe check that subheading again.

But no cigar. Lol. She saw my comment and edited the post within minutes but didn’t bother to drag me out of the grays. That’s gratitude for ya!

Those Skyblivion peeps are gonna have to start working 24/7 if they want to beat MS to the punch. (Though I’m sure their effort will be superior to anything put out by whichever lowest bidder Bethesda outsources to.)

Uhhh... care to give that another go? You missed a few zeros.

Bruh, what are you smoking? And is there enough for everyone?

This oldhead got the warm fuzzies recalling the endless fun of the track editor in Excite Bike.