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How do you not have all the stars for this? An idea so obvious and so obviously awesome that it’s a wonder it never crossed my mind until you gave voice to it.

So just console shortages during the holiday season then? Cool. Makes perfect sense.  (rolls eyes)

No offense, but how is a publicly available YouTube video an “i09 Exclusive?”

So which is it? The whole bundle for $30? Or $30 off the original $150? Or $30 off the “limited time” discounted price of $60?

In this case, I’m not so sure. (Especially when you combine Pete’s statement with what Todd has teased about a Bethesda spin on “New Game +” and sprinkle in those 1,000 explorable planets.) Maaaaaybe they have created a scenario whereby something within the game world is fundamentally altered after completing the main

Yuuuuppp. Super annoying. As someone else already commented, I think this is working exactly as intended. Just think about how many clicks they are sending to that Verizon page. It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.

LOL! They must be using MS Edge.

Yeah. First thing I noticed, too.

I saw that headline and that image and knew exactly where this was going. Didn’t even need to see the author’s name. Damn...

Religion blows.

Slideshow? Hard pass. Someone ask that herb Spamfeller to please go fuck himself at his earliest convenience. Thank you.

The fact that your comment only has one star is criminal. So please, have another! And thanks for the laugh.

Not sure if you are just trying to be cute, but Apple is calling it a “spatial computer.” Not a “facial computer.”

It may be instructive to understand how little actual work they did for this “parody.” The whole thing (silhouetted art, faux-folksy narrator, eagle screeches) is lifted note-for-note from an actual Bud Light campaign. Two different versions of the campaign ran from the late 90s into the 2000s. In the first, Bud Light

Would it kill you guys to list available platforms somewhere in these impressions posts? At the beginning or at the end - doesn’t matter. You mention once, casually and in passing, that something appears on your Switch screen. That is it. That is the only indication given as to which platform you were playing on while

(Raises hand.) That’s me. Purchased my PS3 together with BFBC2. Though I played and thoroughly enjoyed the BFBC1 campaign on the XB360, this was my proper entry into the world of online shooters. Unless you count dial-up Doom deathmatch in the 90s, which I do not. Hundreds of hours spent PTFO, and I regret not a

Wow. Give your copy editor a raise. What’s that? Ohhhh... you don’t have one.

Wow....

Wait, what? Where were the round-edged images? Did you have to click on and enlarge them to see that? I honestly cannot picture what is being described here. Anyone have a screengrab?

No Diggstown (1992)? Not one of “the best” perhaps, but certainly better than some of the picks on here. Though I admit I’d find it difficult to ever enjoy again due to the participation of noted piece of shit James Woods.