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Number Five is Alive
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The target demographic: fans of James Cameron’s Titanic.

You should familiarize yourself with the massive popularity of James Cameron’s Titanic in China. It would clear up any confusion you may have regarding the market for this attraction. I’m willing to bet that more Chinese citizens know who Rose and Jack are than who Joe Biden is.

Are you suggesting we should make the switch... to switchel?

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3: May 5, 2033

Can you please fill me in on the Days Gone “stink?” I actually just picked this game up recently (like two weeks prior to it being announced as a PS+ offering, lol) and enjoyed it so much that I got the Platinum trophy. Thank you.

Last three Battlefield releases:

Can you please explain to me what “woo” mentality is? I promise I tried googling first so as not to bother you. But I couldn’t find anything conclusive. Thanks.

Not only that, but the officers only became “violent” after one of them was sucker-kicked by the ESCAPED CONVICT.

Are you for panda rape?

I lived there for a couple years. The Watering Hole is pretty awesome, especially if you like drinks with orange juice in them. They have a huge press on the bar and squeeze fresh oranges right in front of you if you order a screwdriver or sex-on-the-beach or whatnot.

Sorry, Masshole here. (And former resident of Northampton for a couple years.) Northampton is one of the most progressive cities in the entire state - like a western twin to Provincetown in some ways. It’s situated in an area known for the Five College Consortium, which consists of Smith College, Amherst College,

Probably not Battle Royales, specifically.

Thanks for making me feel properly old. This flash video got a lot of play in our dorm freshman year of college.

Didn’t see it in your post and didn’t see anything when I skimmed the comments, so I’ll go ahead and be that guy....

Jay, allow me to introduce you to organized religion.

I’m here, Swag! Couldn’t help but notice that your reference was positively soaring over everyone’s heads. Please rest assured that there are still a few of us who have not fallen asleep on the job!

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner here! Tell us what he’s won, Johnny.

HA! You ain’t kiddin, Ethan. It is a far cry from something like the whimsy of the Wii’s menu music, to be sure.

...and triggers capable of providing degrees of resistance against players’ thumbs...

I should think the most pressing business at hand for Stacey Abrams would be putting those organizing skills to work immediately to make a play for Georgia’s Senate seats in the January runoff. Clock’s ticking. Strike while the iron’s hot.