WHAT is Darling in the Franxx?!?! That looks like some serious dom/sub stuff going on. He literally rides her? Anyone care to explain the source material and save me the Googling?

KimWow!™

Fuck. This. Douchecanoe.

This is a pretty good Tonto impression right here.

What? What might they offer?!?! Don’t leave us in suspense, Heather!

Nah. I’m pretty sure it only gives you the option when another player has thanked you first. But I like your thinkin’. That’d be hilarious. A whole server of Nick Burnses!

One of my all-time favorite games. I think I actually called the Nintendo Power tip line when I got stuck in the ice age. I’m pretty sure I had problems with the Yeti. Hard to remember details from 1992. But I’ll remember EVO forever.

Bitch McConnell will never go out of style.

Wait... so you are wearing the dog while actively playing a battle royale match? People who shoot you in the back are actually shooting an adorable dog in the face? Why would anyone want this?

Busch Latte refers specifically to the Busch Light you drink the morning after a bender when you need some hair of the dog. You would not refer to the beers you drink in the evening as Lattes. Hence, why they aped a traditional coffee commercial to advertise this “breakfast beer.”

Sooooo, Republicans? He’s talking about the Republican party, right? Because haven’t they been doing that to people of color since forever?

Oh my God. He thinks November 2016 is when he ANNOUNCED his candidacy? Can we put this brain dead douche in a home already? Fuuuuuuuck.

Thanks! Haven’t seen it.

Oh sweet summer child...

Knowing the types of events he attends, I’d want to be on opioids too.

Pretty sure it’s the band. And that Manchu’s throwing up a signal flair for all the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on Kinja.

Out of my fucking cab! OUT!

They just refuse to acknowledge what these are, for whatever reason.

My word, that was informative. Looks like he comments on two to three posts per minute! Just blasting through every article in rapid succession to take a shit in the comments and move on. I’m smiling right now imagining how far your life has to go off the rails to become such a dedicated troll. Hi-lar-i-ous.

Exactly. Part of being the biggest badass on the block is that you never talk about it or constantly remind people. Quiet confidence says so much more than does braggadocio. Like that guy you know who’s always bragging/joking about his massive cock? Guaranteed micropenis.