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They sure do, but you kinda buried the lede there:

Does Trump not understand... anything? Any. Single. God. Damned. Thing?

If Clarence Thomas isn’t the most Uncle Tom-ass person I’ve ever seen...

I promise you this, the regime in Washington wanted this drone shot down. That was its mission. I’ll even go so far as to wager that it was stripped of all but its most basic navigation and flight control equipment so the Iranians wouldn’t get any juicy secrets out of the wreckage.

Just wanted to thank you for remembering to include mention of my friend, Andy Hallett. For some reason I read the headline and just assumed his absence would be glossed over. I’ve never watched Angel, but Andy was a good friend and mentor growing up. Hard to believe it’s already been ten years since he left us. My

Preach!

I always enjoy your comments. Invariably well-reasoned and insightful. But today I’d like to thank you for adding the word ‘foofaraw’ to my vocabulary. In times like these, it’s the little joys that make shit bearable. So thank you.

Is it wrong that the first thing I do when reading these articles is Google image search the alleged offender? I mean, I know we shouldn’t judge books by their covers, but sometimes you just need to look at a dude and ask, “Does he look like a groper?”

Slight correction. They do not have a built-in cord shortener. That’s the Soundcore Spirit X Sports, which also use the over-the-ear hooks. However, these DO come with two cable clips and a shirt clip, according to the Amazon listing.

Slight correction. They do not have a built-in cord shortener. That’s the Soundcore Spirit X Sports, which also use

Came here to say the same thing. This looks like Jaws Unleashed with better graphics.

*Heterosexual white people.

Professor Arnheim would probably know better than I, but it looks like Little Donnie Drumpf’s terrible grammar has left him apparently disparaging “our Country.”

I’d be triggered.

Apologies ahead of time for adding nothing to this discussion. I just could not miss the opportunity for a shot at the Most Obnoxious Pedantry award.

Lasers in the jungle, somewhere.

Haha! Nice work, Raf. Just commented on your McCarthy piece to try and get the word out. But apparently you are all over it!

Suckabee’s out! Suckabee’s OUT!!! Let it ring from on high. That lying filth-pig is moving on. May the door hit her repeatedly on the way out. Splinter needs to get on this ASAP. I think a post about Suckabee’s departure is sure to please the Kinjaverse.

I dunno. Might have to put my money on Innuendobot 5000. He had us in stitches the entire time.

Smells like Tic Tacs, obviously. Question is, which flavor? I’m guessing orange.