Yes. Thank you. I made the fatal error of trying to Kinja in the background while at work. Not much of a multitasker, I learned. This thread is chock full of helpful commenters pointing out my idiocy!

Thanks. Appreciate the kind words. It’s like those Trump Brain Status posts that Raf does.

Waaaaaaaaaay more input. Wish I could give you more than one star for this soothing balm. Thank you and have a wonderful weekend!

Except that presumably, whoever wrote the quoted charging documents does know the difference. Then I went on to further screw up by suggesting the Speaker of the HOUSE was a Senator. I should probably put the internet down for today.

Thank you. Today the Kinjaverse has made it abundantly clear that I suck. I do not disagree with them.

I am ashamed...

Yeah. I’m a dumbass. I’m handing my Kinja keys over to the proper authorities. I clearly have no business being here.

You and me both.

Ahhh, but I caught myself in time! Realized my mistake as soon as I hit ‘publish.’

Dollars to donuts, Senators “One and Two” are Omar and Tlaib. Anyone wanna take me up on that bet?

This is shocking. I am shocked! I can’t be the only one. Surely, some of you must be registering shock as well?

Wait, there are flop detractors out there? Loud and vocal ones? I’m not sure I find that claim credible. Who in their right mind would prefer socks and shoes to feet freedom if given the option?

Wait, there are flop detractors out there? Loud and vocal ones? I’m not sure I find that claim credible. Who in…

Yes. He is. I don’t want an origin story. I like Holland and think he’s great as Spider-Man, but this is a horrible casting decision. Didn’t feel strongly one way or the other about an Uncharted movie up to this point. Now I can definitively say I have no interest in paying to see this.

Thanks, Jason!

Nobuo Uematsu is a gift to the world. We don’t deserve him.

This is the only one you need.

Well there ya go! I think I suspected as much, subconsciously. Must’ve been the typeface. Calling dibs on the copyrights to AxeBox when they inevitably bring this idiot scheme across the pond.

Couldn’t have said it any better. Who in their right mind thought anybody on this planet wants fucking XBOX bath/body products? Some idiot in some marketing department somewhere still thinks all gamers are just 13-year-old morons who are going to beg mommy and daddy for a shampoo that will “lift your game?” Fire that…

This sounds like it could be a breath of fresh air if they’re able to pull it off. Similar to Shadow of Mordor’s nemesis system. Always fun to see developers try to bring something new to the table.

You’re a dick.