This Dan dude is a fucking twat knuckle, huh? I didn’t even come looking for this. It was in the “You might also like” block. Why in the everloving fuck could this not have been published tomorrow morning? I was looking forward to watching JEOPARDY! tonight. Gotta get those clicks, ammiright? Fuck. This. Douche.

Absolutely. No way they would shoot themselves in the foot by making TLOU2 a PS5 exclusive. (Even if it would be a system seller.) I wouldn’t even want to hazard a guess at the budget for this game. To skip over the massive install base of the PS4 would just be looney toons.

Are you at liberty to say what developer you work for? Because you clearly seem to know your shit.

I know! It’s like Inception for assholes.

I took the bait. My word! The man has certainly got his finger on the pulse, hasn’t he? It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so painfully, depressingly true. Particularly enjoyed his final line of the assessment:

Get a job, dipshit.

I don’t know any of this guy’s songs. (Or most other hip-hop artists’, in fairness.) But the face he makes in that GIF is eminently suited to getting pummeled into oblivion. Smug fuck.

If she drops out, can Al Franken take her place?

Drink this shit, you savages!

That night drop from the choppers at the end looks like a riff on storming Bin-Laden’s compound.

Jason, can you speak to the quality of the D:OS2 experience on consoles? I haven’t owned a PC in ages, and I miss playing these types of games. I worry about all the tiny text and inventory management whenever I’ve contemplated picking this up for console. Thanks.

Soooo.... updated engine?

To be fair, that IS in-game footage. You will see that FMV sequence in the course of playing C&C. It should not be confused with the term “in-engine” footage, which is totally different. That’s how these PR/Marketing sneak-fucks work. It’s all clever wording and slight-of-hand.

They have to do a toggle, right? Or set it up Fortnite style? Nobody with a Dual Shock or Xbox Gamepad wants to trade bullets with a mouse and keyboard player. That would suck any potential fun right out of multiplayer.

I think a basic pencil sharpener will suffice.

If a better strip exists on Earth, I haven’t read it. Bill Watterson is a national treasure. Now please excuse me. I’m off to a super secret meeting of the G.R.O.S.S. Club!

As with every reveal and trailer for this game, I have no idea what I just watched. But at least we’re seeing some gameplay now. Go, go Gadget Ladder!!

Something disturbing here that nobody has mentioned yet. Look again at that zoomed in view in the tweet from Foster’s Mom.

The ratio on that basketball tweet, though. Wow...

Rudy popped into the comment section. I love it!