I drooled like a fanboy (assuming fanboys drool) when I moved to Australia. Skylines everywhere! But now... meh. Skylines everywhere. I looked forward to Jalopnik because I could read about all the cars that weren't Skylines. You took that away from me, Doug. You took that away.

So now I'll take this away from…

On the up side, at least Ferraris are easy to sell. From what I remember from that same article, apparently the kind of person in the market for a used Ferrari is typically just desperate to get behind the wheel of one, and is therefore not very picky or discerning. The sales experience was the one upside to the…

It's been such a long time since I'd been interested in these cars, so I'm not sure how accurate my recollection is, but I'll take a crack at addressing some of those issues. To start off with, I agree that different grip characteristics could upset the car, especially when taking a turn in the wet. Your choice of…

Un-note, please! Love these articles.

Speaking of the owner's tolerance, I cringed a little at the toys being smacked off the rear wing. Like, there was actual clenching going on.

In 20 years, it may or may not look modern, but I'll bet all sorts of unmentionables it will still look sexy.

Is there anything a motorcyclist could do in that situation to maximize chances of survival?

I heard they also lost the World Cup too. In fact, next time I'm in Argentina, I'm getting a license plate that says DE1-0AR.

Current Jalopnik lingo would suggest the term "metric ton of cars."

This is just one of the reasons why the Ring only allows you to pass on the left — a rule which, had this M4 driver been intending to obey it, would have prevented the call, close as it was, from happening in the first place. During my driving course there, it was one thing about which my instructor was downright…

Needs new non-anagrammable name. I keep reading it as EBOLA.

I had the same thing happen on my old 99 Altima. Stock speedo stopped working, got a used one with a different mileage, had to figure out how to roll it forward. What I did was take the odometer off the cluster, wrap the circular number rolls together with tape so they don't fall apart, then gently slide out the pin…

Reminds me of the time I bought an E34 with a quarter million miles while on vacation in LA, cancelled my flight home, and instead drove to Chicago along Route 66. I used it like an RV, too. Slept in it and everything. Even showered in it, as one of my windows got stuck open.

Worst part of the video is he stops the music on the dominant. For music nerds that's a crime on par with VVS.

Got pulled over for speeding in Virginia on the Blue Ridge Parkway. 80 in some ridiculous 35 zone. Had just left a wine tasting where I'd bought a bottle, and got to keep the empty glasses my passenger and I had used for the tasting (I had less than one glass total). Had just bought the car (black 01 530i) and had…

This kid's tantrums were not just a part of childhood. Throwing a tantrum, complete with swearing, in public, transcends mere childhood and points to "spoiled brat" with a healthy dose of "bad parenting." Learn the difference.

Actually, only around $85. Rest is in dollar bills.

I wish they had made the clay model reminiscent of a Mini, at whom I feel this spoof was squarely aimed.

I've seen more mullets since I moved down here last year than I'd seen in all my years before, combined. Also: bogan is a marvelous term. Can't believe I ever lived without it.

I was in my first year of college, and my dad refused to let me trade my automatic 1999 Nissan Altima (which was in his name for insurance purposes) in for a 5-speed version, even though I'd gotten a dealer to agree to a straight trade. He said it would encourage reckless driving. So I emptied my savings (just over…