Don't feel bad. I once forgot to open my chute when skydiving. I, too, was told I was done for the day.

I recognize at least half of those words from dash cam compilations.

If you print this onto a shirt and put a GM reference somewhere on it, I will buy it.

At the first bridge, the driver had an entire lane between him and the edge of the arch, where clearance would be lowest. At the second bridge, even though the clearance might have been a bit higher overall, he was much closer to the low edge, with no lane between him and that edge.

Do you know what state troopers hate more than you putting them in danger? NOTHING. Put on your blinker, give them a hand signal if you want to be a brown-noser, and then wait until you can make your way safely to the side of the road. You may even raise your chances of getting off with a warning. And lose the "Bad…

No. Gas is burned. Once it's used, it ceases to exist. The liquid in the battery wouldn't be used; only its charge would be used. Once the charge is gone, you'd go to a liquid battery station, take out your flat liquid, replace it with charged liquid, and go. The station would then charge your old liquid and put…

Textbook case of target fixation.

They were only driving for like five to six minutes when the car crashed, they didn’t have enough time to be racing

If by "true Christians" you're referring to that rare specimen of human who actually understands the Bible fully, including what to make if its apparent contradictions and opposing messages of love and hate, and then, armed with that perfect knowledge, proceeds to behave accordingly, the answer is zero.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. To me, beauty can be any work of art that elicits a genuine reaction, even a visceral one. Stravinsky's Rite of Spring or Picasso's Massacre in Korea are some examples of other types of art that spring to mind.

There's a difference between informal vernacular (with humor, sarcasm, and tongue-in-cheek "some-say" folklore thrown in) and genuinely bad writing. If you can't tell the two apart, perhaps you should have spent less time criticizing your education system and more time on your English Lit.

One car is a mid-engine, manual, prancing-horsed V8, color be damned. The other is not.

You tease.

You frequent run-on sentences...

Agreed. My initial reaction to the interior shot was nothing short of revulsion.

Aisle seat gets an aisle and an armrest.

I'd be drunk too if I had to fly with 8 kids.

KY GIRL

This Car Stops Working When You Aren't Paying Attention

I drove this 5 years ago, and it was the first time I'd ever taken a car out onto a track. I'd only spent some time memorizing the track on youtube. It is quite easy to have immense fun and NOT crash. The guys that kiss the armco are the ones that think they have something to prove and go faster than they're…