It will excel at one job: making President Trump like and fund it.

Real heroes don’t have to comply with your random biases.

Needs a crow.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

How is that kind of sign even remotely a legal basis to tow someone from a street parking space? That’s clearly a private sign and shouldn’t have any bearing on public streets.

What happened to your 944 turbo?

Well... you know, he’d have to pay you $39 if you did, so I fully understand his position.

This. Totally this.

Three days?

I find the lack of front grill deeply unsettling. I understand that it isn’t needed, but if so then why does it look like they had it designed for a grill but then just didn’t cut it out of the plastic or whatever. It has the outline of a grill, but no grill. I think it would look better with a more sloped nose…

The Hyperbole Jalopnik Just Employed Went Over Your Godless Head: Report.

Rescued a badly degraded almost not running BMW E21. Cleaned it up and started trying to diagnose a smokey, rough running M10 with no power that wouldn’t idle.

Thanks for taking the time to write this post. Definitely some valuable information I will keep in mind.

Not that your post isn’t very informative but it very clearly illustrates the issue I and many other people have with valet parking. You just listed eight suggestions for the mere act of just getting your car parked. I mean, that’s probably way more involved than preparing for whatever event you’re going to that’s…

This. Plus, it was Universal Studios. The guy should have EXPECTED that they attempt to hoon his vehicle. You can’t go to an hourly motel and be upset when the sheets haven’t been changed.

^News you can use

Seriously. Wonderful, naturally-aspirated engine, (relatively) reasonable maintenance costs for an M-car, 6-speed only, and it just has this subtle, badass look to it. It’s like the classy gentleman of performance cars, and BMW hasn’t made anything like it every since. The E60 M5 was ugly and had loads of problems…

Umm, I’m pretty sure that has an inline 6 in it there, pal.

It would help if Raphael knew the meaning of words, too. For example, “nonplussed” does not mean “uncaring,” but in a punderful twist, it actually means “utterly perplexed.”

This muffler. On a 1999 Nissan Altima. If that’s not useless enough, your pick: