You have to admit it’s pretty punchy.

Yeah, let all the unlicensed teenagers drive a heavy hunk of metal down a cycling lane. That won’t resemble a bowling alley at all.

Unsettling indeed! Makes me think of:

The Hyperbole Jalopnik Just Employed Went Over Your Godless Head: Report.

On my E30. Started hearing a steady hum coming from one of the wheels. Then got louder. Almost like a grinding sound. Felt increasingly wobbly under braking. After a few more drives, hum-grind was so loud, conversation was difficult. Last time a car of mine had these exact symptoms, it was a wheel bearing going bad.…

He’ll need a good lawyer to get overdose charges.

A side benefit to a parking spot is that insurance companies will charge a lower premium if the car is kept garaged.

As someone who valeted, then supervised valets, at a high end Chicago establishment during my college years, there are a few things you can do to minimize the risk.

Don’t be so hard on her. She maple herself up by the birches after this and rise from the ash. Branching out like that may go against the grain but it would certainly spruce things up for her.

Looks like he waited just long enough for the train to come to a complete stop before he got moving. Probably wanted to make sure it hadn't derailed and wasn't going to pancake him once he got alongside of it.

That dude sure is pretty, Lambo.

That’s not accurate. The US has a rate (per capita) of firearm-related deaths over 10 times higher than Australia. The homicide rate, specifically, is over 20 times higher.

They should make the cars the epitome of Scandinavian simplicity and efficiency. The IKEA of cars, if you will. New name and tag line:

It’s a good car, but the tires are a little splashy and it pulls to the right.

I’ll bite.

Doug, what are your thoughts on state-issued license plates that copy the design of European ones? For example, in Victoria (Australia), your plate can look like this... for an extra fee, of course.

This muffler. On a 1999 Nissan Altima. If that’s not useless enough, your pick:

If, by nonplussed, you meant to say you were underwhelmed, then I’d agree. Maybe they were playing it safe so they don’t melt the Red Bull toy in their wake?

Spot on. It’s a humblebrag that serves two purposes.