I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Having ancestry you didn’t know about? It’s not unusual.

Spock

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Mrs. Clinton, as I clearly said, can choose whatever title she likes. What chafes is the assumption in the comment I responded to. Please follow the conversation.

I JUST WANT HIM TO PARTICIPATE IN DEBATES THAT IS ALL I WANT<33333 UNCLE JOOOOOEE!

That many religious sects (Episcopals, Presbyterians, etc) have openly gay and lesbian pastors and church leaders and perform same sex marriages exactly as they do opposite sex marriages escaped your attention?

Abby Wambach’s cover is making me emotional. Johnston, Klingenberg, and Rapinoe’s are possibly tied for faves because PERSONALITY AMIRITE.

I was hoping the bouncer would make the correction.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

Serge Ibaka forgives you for leaving him off this list. He understands that you were literally blinded by his handsomeness and thus unable to recall his beauty when putting this together.

A fundamentally incomplete list without Handsome Henrik Lundqvist

If $135,000 seems like a lot just for emotional damages, it is worth noting that the baker did not just refuse them service. She also published the couple’s names and home address on the Internet and encouraged people to harass them. So there was much more emotional damage than just refusing them service.

Oh damn, RVP is going to Turkey?

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.