How were his pants too baggy but also tight enough to make me uncomfortable?

Piers is seldom not the biggest cunt of the day.

And it’s not even named in honor of Senator John McCain for fuck sakes.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Summitt Mounts, Peaks

Wooo! Chris Evans helped Regina King up the stairs :D

Giving some Mother Ginger realness. (A small chocolate statue to whoever gets that reference.)

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

A lot of times when I see a person who’s much shorter than me, I think, “I wonder how many of that person I could take on in a fight and hold my own.” This is usually something I think about at my 6-year old’s soccer games.

Always good to remind the Penn State community that it’s ok to hug someone if they said yes.

“Successful”. Hmmm. That’s one word for it. 

I’m so glad she publicly stated why she was not going on tour. So many celebs make it look like having a baby is nbd. Even with money for support like postpartum doulas, night nurses, nannies and/or having helpful family around, it doesn’t make having a baby magically easier. I mean it does a little, but there are…

I predict this to become a very popular reaction gif. It’s hard to decide who’s beautiful face to watch so I just keep watching it over and over again.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

102. Getting hit by a bus

what you just saw was mileek inheriting the earth.

Well, time to put my money where my mouth is.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

TLDR; being a tennessee fan is the worst. i haven’t put this many words together in one sitting in a long time...i apologize for the length and my shitty writing. i just feel like this needs to be shared, lol.

Pretty weak apology, Calhoun’s.