Apologies if this has been posted before, but Moore’s equally disgusting lawyer tried to insinuate Velshi would have no problem with dating a teenage girl because of his ostensibly Muslim background. Stephanie Ruhle tore him a new one:

No, no, no. It’s ok for Harbaugh to recruit teens.

1.) Nobody from DC calls it the DMV.

The DC metro is really deep underground. Like really deep. We have some of the longest escalators in the world. That being said, DC residents really stick to the right-left lane rule on them: stand on the right, walk on the left.

I believe that the same article (or another similar one) spoke of (to me) a far more worrying development. Men following the “Mike Pence rule”: Never be alone with a woman; and do not attend gatherings with women where alcohol is served — either without one’s spouse (or at all).

I loved watching Tennessee beat his whiny ass.

hes a fuckin soldier

I don’t give a hell about a U.

Literally your first post about football this weekend is the foregone conclusion.

Ms. Adams,

‘some asshole I have to work with’

Will the Republicans soon be handing out Mother’s crosses to women with four or more children, like the NSDAP did to boost population growth?

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

If you have a chance to flick off that many Alabama fans, you better take it.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

O-ho the Curt Schilling Wagon is a-comin’ down the street oh please let it be Benghazi!

O-ho the Curt Schilling Wagon is a-comin’ down the street his ego needs a boost hoowee!

If you loathe the 0.01%, the too big to fail banks, wall street, and the rest of that circle and the wealth inequality and more that central banking backing up fractional reserve banking drives then you should be on Andrew Jackson’s side. 

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.

This might be one of those rare times when grownups and professionals joining in on a meme from the teens works out to everyone’s benefit