did anyone else read this as: “Tonight, We Riot Devs (i.e. Developers who work at Riot), Wanted to make an unapologetically leftist game”

Any form of standing up for yourself or others involves risk taking.

That one’s only a danger to humans when peeling out of Cars and Coffee.

Easy fix: ban that shit, too.

Oh man, PoP is still a serious guilty pleasure though - that cast was fucking solid too. Beyond Sir Ben, we had Toby Kebbell and Alfred Molina at his hammiest, and it's not like Jake Gyllenhaal turned in a bad performance (though it definitely felt like he wanted to be doing a very different Ubi movie lol).

THE GREATER GOOD.

video games aren’t lent more legitimacy by being made into movies

You may be confused . The last Indiana Jones and the last crusade was released in 1989. Not sure what this 2008 Indiana Jones you’re talking about is.

Not “missed” so much as “already used by every news outlet and Twitter user,” I’m afraid

I think I’ve seen something like that before.

Don’t eat at Black Mirror Wendy’s. You might end up on the menu.

That Wendy is obviously decking McDonald’s corporate secrets while her troll Street Samurai and elf Shaman friends watch her back in the real world.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

They should let you play as a Black Viking. That would melt people’s brains.

There’s a layer missing in your description. It’s also about a race of alien beings who bio-engineered humans to be slaves, and could also see into the future and talk to the people in the present day who are using the technology to see into the past, to warn them of things to come. There shouldn’t be any doubt that…

Assassin’s Creed Valhalla Devs Preemptively Shut Down Bullshit Concerns About Female Vikings 9 Whiny Douchebags On Twitter

Luckily like 80% of porn is step siblings that live in the same home already so the impact to production should be minimal, right? /s

including one in which adult performers will watch their favorite porn films while providing Mystery Science Theater 3000-style commentary