the flavor is red, just like my flavor of choice is blue. It’s supposed to be raspberry, because that makes perfect sense, but no.

anything with sugar in it that is colored blue is flavored blue.

Damn. All that happens when I fuck up with my phone’s keyboard is that I accidentally send a bunch of anime gifs to a confused recipient.

What phones?

Damn. Someone’s green shell game is on point.

I find it hard for a book to keep my attention when the main character isn’t getting full-on railroaded by the entire cast of Jurassic Park.

Oh I was full on joking. I just didn’t add the /s at the end to avoid falling ill of Poe’s law.

Finally, an old-fashioned feel good story.

The only fictionalized sexual novelization of any political figure I ever want to read will be written by the one and only Chuck Tingle, thank you very much.

Great. Now I want Fosters Freeze.

He’s gargling with Hydrogen Peroxide but didn’t bother to read the whole label because it doesn’t have the word Trump in it.

They’re trying as hard as possible to sell the wartime narrative so they can spin the deaths as casualties by voluntary combatants and not gross negligence by the administration.

Googling prom is probably the only way to get real teen content...

I know that it keeps *me* up at night, but then I take a few personal minutes and pass right out.

To be fair to all these youporners, they’ve been typing Step Sister so much they’ve likely lost muscle memory for every other word in the english language.

Fair enough. My first choice to play is on PS4 with couch-coop.

Something something not 2019 anymore.

Hell, ask people who played the Witcher 3.

As convenient as the Cat Genie is, both people who I know use it occasionally have to deal the the unit malfunctioning, which results in the smell of hot cat poop.

Hopefully I’ll be able to return to it one day for the story, but more and more I find myself drawn to older games in the series.

That’s good to know, I’ve really been meaning to pick up DOS2 for a while now but have been anxious to try it on my Switch.