If red isn’t the flavor I don’t want to know the truth.

I’m boujee so I need lemons in my kool-aid.

PLEASE include either the National Suicide Prevention Hotline or some other relevant resource when posting articles that discuss suicide or self harm. It is genuinely not that hard. It seems that Jezebel has fully committed to not including this information on recent articles addressing suicide.

What does he mean, because I’m trying to parse if he means political diversity, racial diversity, or Tupac v. Biggie versity?

The fact that they’re talking about saving a bullet for themselves really says it all, clutching to the hero’s narrative like a life preserver. Just, no! The cops were instigating pretty much every bit of violence during the uprisings and since then have only demonstrated what kind of thugs they actually are.

The problem is, the force will hire more people to be cops who are just as big, or bigger assholes then the ones who quit. That said, this is such bullshit as to be Onion worthy. To think, having to deal with thousands of pissed off citizens who demand they be held accountable for their actions, so fucking scary.

Yes. That was the first Miyazaki film to get exported and from the sounds of it, it was butchered. I’ve never seen it, but just the artwork for the VHS box fills me with dread.

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

Love that she snuck in there that she did the mobile order so other people wouldn’t “pay for her stuff.” You know you’re in a trod-upon profession when people are always offering to pay for your shit. 

“Mutant Lives Matter” has been the premise of the X-Men for 45 years, bro.

The Wii U was a gigantic failure, but at least its reason for existence was to bring us Mario Kart 8, not to make sure slavery continued to be the foundation of an evil society.

lol might be a good time to talk about how avengers existing as pop culture icon and running around the world saving things props up and legitimizes american policing and militarization

Maybe companies should hire a professional slapper. Their job requires them to be tuned in with what the fuck is going on in the world. So when someone else in the company has a “bright” idea like this, the professional slapper is sent to go slap them back into reality. Call them the Chief Slapping Officer or…

“...all part of the legacy of the Confederacy.”

Hell, I’m pretty sure the “X thing lasted longer than the Confederacy” will probably last longer than the Confederacy too.

Only thing I get out of that image is our country needs to stop criminalizing drug use and start offering services to help people instead.

I think its worth pointing out that they didn’t decide to do this out of the blue or out of the goodness of their hearts.

Also from Tom Morello. Pretty sure “davez67" is former House Speak Paul Ryan: