Bioweapon Defense Mode. Heh, that’s cute.

You do realize you can answer this question with just gifs, right?

It’s not getting to you?

Stopped reading here. Bad apostrophe is bad.

We’re all too disillusioned with the world we can’t even get into a good moral outrage over missing panties anymore.

Sigh.

I don’t even read comics, I want to read this.

Hot Coffee 2015

“Give me your outrage, your butthurt, your fragile masculinity yearning to stay valid. The pitiful spewage of your entitled station. Send these, the dregs, the whiners to me, I will whisper these words...”

(I drink your impotent tears)

Eh, I’d compare Sex to the cooking minigame in Dragon’s Crown. You and your partners are scrambling to accomplish your own goals which, in turn, contribute to the party’s overall success. It requires dexterity, quick-thinking, and creativity to get the most out of the game. And, of course, if you’re playing without a…

not sure if this is ‘coping,’ but ever since I picked up my PS4 I made a pact with myself that I’d finish one game before buying the next one. Note that when I say ‘finish,’ I mean complete the main storyline. My first PS4 game was Arkham Knight and I’ll blow my own head off before I waste my time collecting all the…

Sigh. I guess 4-player multiplayer was too great a dream to last.

Picked up Lego Jurassic World a few weeks after release at Gamestop, they still had some of the ‘Velociraptor cage’ preorder Lego sets, and gave me one, despite not having preordered the game.

Ah, the cross whitesplain/mansplain.

Class act, Damon.

I’m using Mango. It was on the app store a couple years back but doesn’t seem to be anymore, so I have to google for it and download it directly. Still a solid piece of work, though, it works through multiple portals.

I’ll be heading to Japan in a few weeks and I have a few potentially disturbing pieces that are only visible when I disrobe, but I’ll be experimenting with a calf-sleeve for the most ‘graphic’ one. We’ll see if they overlook it when I go to a public bath.

This is basically the .gif/.jif argument of gamers.

You’ll never get everyone to agree to that. Until the HD remake, when we will argue again, but like everything else on the internet, nothing will be resolved until Neil Degrasse Tyson reveals himself as a giant FF fan and sets us all straight.

My god...her poor left arm must be suffocating!

This. We don’t go up in flames for games like Onechanbara, because they own up to their pervy roots (occasionally in hilarious and fantastic ways). This reeks of backpedaling and trying to pre-emptively stem off negative criticism by incorporating ridiculous plot elements.

I know, I was almost free from their concrete time-wasting grasp. Damn you Juan Hernandez. Damn you to hell...