I tend to take these reviews as less ‘critical appraisals’ and more ‘evaluation of events,’ both of which are valid definitions of ‘review.’

You and me both, friend. Those question marks just beg to be explored. What kills me even more though is the ‘failed quests’ section.

https://www.patreon.com/kurtjmac?ty=h

He’s using a version of real life where he makes 4 grand a month doing this, non-charity. Wouldn’t call $48,000 a year for walking in a line a waste, exactly, especially when he does it for basically 2 hours a day.

Basically, Fallout Maker?

I’m game.

I hate to say it, but the most likely option is for Bethesda to either make themselves (or have someone else make) an isometric Fallout for mobile. That said, their runaway success with Fallout Shelter at least gives me hope for the quality of that utterly hypothetical game.

and onions. never forget the onions.

I tend to be unable to watch LPs of people playing games I’ve played, because I have a giant ego and think I play them better, so yeah, I get the whole “not that way you moron” concept of watching someone else play. Though if the LP isn’t blind and someone actually knows what they’re doing, it tends to be pretty…

It weighs 5lbs? Who in their right mind would want to wear that all day?

This may just be conditioning speaking, but I’m curious: size-wise, are they about amiibo-height? If they were, say, heroic scale, it would be pretty rad to use these guys as RPG minis.

I dunno man, High School of the Dead was, like, a biography of my sophomore year, bro.

Zombies, boobies, and all.

FFXV is gonna need one hell of a logo to beat this baby.

Super late to the game, apparently.

They also just released the sequel at GenCon 2015!

No love for Magneto?

Actual title of article should really be “Nintendo Fires Employee for Flagrant Breach of Contract.”

Subheader: His facepalm in the form of a facebook status update is full of teh feels.

I usually just go with “smoke a bowl,” but that’s because I’m lazy and that one extra syllable is between me and my sweet, sweet cheeba that despite my initial declaration possibly inferring that I plan to smoke the *entire* bowl, I’ll actually just have a puff or two because holy shit I get stoned easy.

TLDR is that I…

The problem is everyone else is using their minimap, so you’ll have players trying to get to someone else, making a circuit of the track that follows the direction you’re following, basically turning battle into a race that no one finishes.

This. Inaba was the only ‘home base’ city that actually felt personable and comfortable.

That just means it was a success for the Ouya developers.

I would imagine by now they’ve caught onto the joke, but are continuing it in a Kaufman-esque con; I expect the rug will be pulled out from us any decade now...