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I love that he adds ‘from the movie Zodiac’ after mentioning Gyllenhaal. 

Then check out the episode of Conan O’Brien’s podcast that not-so-coincidentally dropped yesterday...

I watch a pretty good amount of standup everywhere I can catch it and Mulaney is the absolute paragon to point at when people say you can’t be funny in the current era where people are too politically correct or too easily offended. He’s weird, self-deprecating, but more than anything else, always funny.

the more i see of this mulaney guy, the more i like him!

Cool. It doesn’t seem like it’s dumbed down for kids either. 

It’s the name. “Cum Town” is spectacularly offputting. It’s sort of like the band Diarrhea Planet. I don’t care how good (or not) they are, I’ll never listen to them. If the title of your whatever sounds like a twelve year old’s idea of a dirty joke, I don’t need to experience it.

Re: “Baby It’s Cold Outside”: to me, it’s a relic of an era where women weren’t allowed to outwardly express romantic interest, so they had to be demure and reject the first few advances. I guess I can see why some old-timers are confused by “no means no. I’m happy to live in an era where women are able to more

“MAH LIFE WUD BE PERFECT ‘CEPTIN ALL THE GODDAMNED ETHNICS. GIT BACK IN YER JUNGLES, WHITES PEOPLES IS GODS PEOPLES.”

Just ask him, “Out of curiosity, what’s the last grade in school you remember attending? Did you manage to make it out of the single digits?”

A gas can and a lighter would be much more useful.

“You can make an argument that swastikas are not in themselves racist with a longer historical view”

“so the editorial decisions are being made by some harried backwater cletus-ass racist motherfucking station manager in Iowa”

The headline was accurate, since it says “affiliate,” but they really should have mentioned Sinclair in there. 

It’s the worst kind of shitty mealymouthed dumbfuckery that the Alt Right (can we just agree at this point to say “GOP” there?) throws out every goddamned day.

If you’re citing Fox as your only supporting documentation in any argument with someone NOT fascist Trumpie, you’ve already lost the fight.

It all comes from the same Sinclair cess pit.

Nobody would ever make that argument because:
a) I’m 99% sure he doesn’t know about the vast majority of the swastika’s history.
b) it’s not just the swastika, it’s the whole damn actual nazi flag.

The underside of his hat is blue, which means he’s a left leaning democrat. When are you going to denounce this vile person, Nancy Pelosi? you aren’t, are you? FREEDOM! FErrefhuoqfnd (this is where the argument just devolves into a far noise.)

y’all have too much freedom.
Or, you are just missing one.

Because either that motherfucker shouldn’t have the right to do that, or I should have the right to set his house on fire. One or the other, you choose.

Meh, I’m sure someone in the comments can find a way to blame Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi for this. Get cracking, trolls!