Some dad’s just won’t take no for an answer.

Holy shit. Sen. McCain is having a stroke on live TV.

I love that Republican senators are hitting on the point over and over: “Did you ever go out of your way to get information to the president that he can’t do specific things?”

Alright, time’s up, let’s do this.... Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeenkinsss

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

Too bad all we have is a racist AG running the DOJ that has no interest in a civil rights investigation for a victim named Hernandez (RIP) and an anonymous video recorder who was repeatedly intimidated.

I grew up there. Let me put it this way. There is not a single congressperson who better represents his constituents than Steve king.

I came here looking for tiny penis memes...and said fuck it. Made my own.

I’ve been on this planet a long time, and I can say this with complete certainty: There aren’t enough synonyms for “loathsome” to accurately describe this billowing bag of beer farts.

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!

Wouldn’t you? I think we *all* needed this today and I live in MD.

They won the ‘finishing ahead of Arsenal for once’ trophy. They have to start somewhere, right?

I feel envy for Arya, but not because she can change faces and assinate people, but because her list of people who needed assassination was so damned short.

I keep forgetting this homie’s only 31. Dude looks like a used up q-tip.
His DNA just screams “insurance salesman with sex predator charges.”

I wish some non-evil entity would take advantage of the President’s gullibility and use it for good causes. I forget where I stole this image from:

Oh my God. Stop pretending to care about the safety of women. If you really cared about the safety of women, you’d open more Planned Parenthood clinics so women can have access to health care, birth control and safe abortions!

Was just in Europe and people would ever so gently bring up politics which gave us an in to go off on the POSOTUS. Felt nice to clear the air, even if only to a few French people.

It’s okay if you don’t come visit us, we don’t really want to be here either.

Such a fucking piece of shit. You are truly disgraceful and I can’t stand seeing these other politicians pander to you. I wish someone would just publicly put you back in the swamp you crawled out of Trump. Fuck this handshaking/dick measuring contest all these world leaders are doing, call him out on his BS and make…

Supercharger network and autopilot are two big reasons.