The right isn’t known for their feats of mental acuity. That’s like asking how they can find $200 billion for infrastructure but can’t be bothered to cough up more than a couple billion for the improvement and maintaining of the general public’s health.

Meanwhile, the rest of America continues to be victimized by the Trumps.

Yeah, Dems definitely aren’t the hero in this story. Sure, they’ll oppose the GOP and Cheato but they have a whole host of their own problems. I’ve always believed US politics was about choosing the lesser of two evils; I just never expected in my lifetime that it would be the choice of cruelly evil versus…

Believe me, I wish the parallels weren’t there. Even if the Dems sweep the mid-terms, I’m losing any faith that we as a country can put this fucked up genie back in the bottle that Herr Leader’s election has let out.

You have to admit, ICE is a much catchier and hipper acronym than SS ever was.

“That’s something very special - so special in fact that Frederick Douglass himself approves. That’s what I’ve been told; people tell me these things and that Frederick Douglass guy, well, he’s very big recently. That’s just what I hear. But when I made that statement, the Democrats didn’t do anything. They just sat…

Wait a minute. Are you telling me the conman president - the person who would say random jumbles of words at his pep rallies just to get the biggest applause - isn’t keeping his word?

I miss the ineptitude of Spicer because, back then, I could still sort of believe that these daily sessions were press briefings, even if they were more standup comedy than informational. With Sanders though, they’re just straight up administration propaganda and the fact that she doesn’t really blink an eye at all…

The calculus here is pretty simple: Don’t put women in danger for clicks.

which was once the residence of the former republic of Venice’s doges (rulers)

Of course Trump heard her. She was undoubtedly live on Fox News at that point so you know he heard.

Is it just me or does Lindsey Graham’s face seem to indicate that he just got a whiff of a rancid fart that Cornyn let rip?

Look, if there’s any silver lining at all to this disgusting victory lap, it’s that once people wise up at how totally and completely the Republican tax bill has fucked us all, it’ll be next to impossible for Ryan to weasel his way out of taking the brunt of the blame.

The amount of mental gymnastics these people go through each day to twist reality into conforming to their pathetic world view is Olympic level.

Yeah, if I was a reporter in that room, I would’ve followed up with “So, what would you consider the president of the US saying his predecessor had his phones tapped without any proof? Is that an accident or purposeful misleading? What about saying his predecessor wasn’t born in this country, again, without any proof?…

I have a sneaking suspicion that his hatred of marijuana is tied to whatever reason caused him to get kicked out of the Keebler elf tree and banned from making cookies.

This is what happens when you’re born rich, never really held accountable while growing up and then, in your adult years, surround yourself with yes-men who never question you or force you to question yourself. It’s hubris of the highest degree gone completely astray.

That’s funny. Ever since McConnell straight up stole the SC seat for Gorsuch, I’ve found myself not believing he can effectively serve the people of the US in the Senate any longer. (Not that he could before but grand theft is an immediate disqualifier.)

There’s a special place in hell for Huckabee Sanders. I thought Kellyanne Conway’s constant nonsensical defenses were bad - side note, remember when “alternative facts” was the most absurd thing said from this administration? It feels like 20 years ago but it’s only been 10 months. Good times! - but Huckabee Sanders…

According to the WP article that started all this, Moore was 38 when he married his wife, who was 24 at the time. It’s basically the same pattern of going after someone significantly younger than him but, with her, he finally found someone who was of legal age and would say yes to letting him in her pants.

All that is…