Either that or they will be sued out of existence.

I did this to my cat with a MIDI of Can You Feel the Love Tonight blasting in the background. I had three parallel, six inch scratches on my forearm for two weeks.

So stupid, but made spit water all over my keyboard. +1

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1270. I don't remember the breakdown, but I distinctly remember it being a number so low that my "guidance" counselor essentially told me that my GPA, extracurriculars, etc. were not going to be good enough to get into any school I was interested in. I hated that fucker, but he was right.

That's exactly what they are paid to do: Gate Guard. As in stand next to a checkpoint and "keep and eye on things." They are no law enforcement. Some go out of their way to act like law enforcement, others act like this.

Is 15 really that bad? Granted it runs VERY long for a sporting event (which I why I think the players were laughing) and opera is wildly misplaced at sporting event in general, but she got all the words right and is technically more talented than anyone else on this list by a mile.

Officer trainee sponsored power hour sounds great. The eye test came as somewhat of a relief to me as I have the worst balance and have enough trouble standing on one leg without having to do it under pressure.

Also, was he coming from playing stand up bass at a Rev. Horton Heat inspired Blues Hammer show? What the fuck is that shirt?

The funniest part about FSTs is that they aren't the visual indicator that officers use to determine whether you're intoxicated. I used to attend training with law enforcement on how they approach traffic stops, domestics, etc. When you are drunk and move your eyes from side to side, you eyes slightly twitch as they…

The Giants will be nothing next year. Just watch!

Cue the "the Giants only won because [fill in blank]. We know that we're really the better team." from #BFIB

One of my three favorite games, but I felt awful playing as an evil character when I was trying to get the level 30 achievement. It was distressing how much easier the game was to kill everyone in your path.

The Blades reminded my of that support group for washed out child heroes from the Venture Brothers.

So stupid but so funny. +1

I realize that teams "modernized" their uniforms to make more money on merchandise sales, but am I alone in thinking the "throwback" designs are better? Pat the Patriot, Creamsicle Bucs, Rams, Eagles, Broncos (in particular) just look better. The new ones look like they were designed in some third grade art contest.

Aren't Schiano and Incognito looking for jobs?