Sciba? Sciba? Dude, where are you? We’ve got some work to do now. 

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Swansea is the Central Mass of Eastern Mass.

Considering 95% of his salary is signing and roster bonuses, his game check is $179.87 after taxes.

He only questions the integrity of their steely reserve.

As an addendum, Russell Wilson released a personal statement on the matter:

People who achieve glory for Baylor deserve all the suffering that comes their way.

“I don’t know no other way to give it to you — raw and uncut, I always say that”

Just a reminder.

The absolute ruining of RGIII by the severe mismanagement of the Washington staff

“Because now you see this guy is at home. And, to be honest with you, I give it to you raw. I don’t know no other way to give it to you — raw and uncut, I always say that.”

Robert Griffin is like that freshman in college who goes through 5 roommates his first semester because all of THEM are crazy.

who is currently out of a job after a year in Cleveland

Why are those soccer players wearing helmets?

I dunno, man. The draw didn’t bother me so much, but that 118-110 card to Canelo really seems impossible. Watching the decision, when Michael Buffer said “judge Adelaide Bird scored the fight 118-110...” it took, like, whole seconds for my group to realize she’d scored it for Canelo. It seemed like a not unreasonable…

It’s preposterous, calming down, things of that nature.

“Looks great.”

Unless every box on the "Under 2 minutes" section of that chart says, "Run clock," she only gets an A-.