Seriously...if this is a joke it's actually getting pretty funny.

Please see the Andyman entry; methinks 'Murica doth protest too much.

This is textbook Philosophy of Race and Gender language, which I took when I was nineteen fucking years old. Way to try and sound smart though., Junior.

Thank you so much for this.

I realized I set myself up for that one about a second after I posted.

Anyone here think the pitcher should have nailed him after No. 2?

While the above picture of the Metro may seem shocking to those outside DC, that shit looks like rush hour every fucking day. It hasn't changed in seven years, has actually gotten worse, has killed people, and had doubled in price. The Nats made it a little worse, but it hasn't been that great for a long time.

I only follow this team (as likely everyone else does) with passing interest when they are shoehorned into some trash fire Thursday Night Football game. Having said that, does anyone else think they have an uncanny talent of taking talented players and either:

You really should have pointed out that these dirtbags are going to be charged on the federal level for production/dissemination of child porn as the federal age of consent is 18 regardless of the state age of consent.

I left out "that covers this fact pattern" after proximity allowance.

There is no age proximity allowance in the MN statute. And the victim is still a child under federal law. Good try though, Warren Jeffs.

Where are you getting that a fifteen year old is old enough to consent to sex? Warren Jeffs? And how exactly are child porn laws and rape laws "crazy conflicting"?

This may be so, but the federal governments sees it a lot differently. They are both looking down the barrel of 15 years at the most, but their guidelines will likely put them around 12.5. It all depends on whom they draw as a judge.

Oh my fucking GOD you're totally right. That wasn't an overstatement at all and it certainly wasn't commenting on the commonality of pot and alcohol charges for people between the ages of 17-22.

This show is the reason I stopped watching ESPN years ago for anything but live games. This was as contrived as Tiger Woods's statement after his sexcapades complete with female anchor and textbook CYA language courtesy of ESPN legal.

As a Milwaukeean, Schlitz brown bottles (not sure if they are available outside the Midwest) are great and I totally agree with your High Life assessment. However, you're overlooking the actual purpose of MHF: as a boilermaker base or a whisky shot chaser. It's like beer flavored water with a touch of alcohol to…

As a straight man I will now be actively seeking out "the gays" to "do gay shit in front of me." Am I in danger of gayification by osmosis though?

+1

Did you see Enough?

Did he actually say "one of those"???