"I was simply saying to take all things into consideration for preventative purposes. Take a rape victim for example. She may have been legitimately raped and gotten pregnant as a result, but she didn't do anything to prevent it by wearing a short skirt and/or staying out on a weekend after 9:30. Now I'm not saying…

We have a winner!

And this "explanation" shows that he still doesn't get it. Again, fuck this guy.

Dear Assholes who think this incident in any way is a woman's fault,

In other words, lie to Goodell and bruise his ever so fragile ego, he'll crush you. Smashing a woman's face is all right so long as you come clean and promise you'll change!

What really grinds me about this is that the "Bountygate" suspensions came down to nothing more than the Saints lying to Ginge.

Agree. NFL claims to hold itself to the highest standard of ever anything of all time, which is complete bullshit considering the ostensiblt

This might be hyperbole and a "gut" reaction to this story, but does anyone else here feel slightly nauseated, guilty, etc. when you watch an NFL game, draft, etc. or otherwise consume its product in any way? I sometimes feel complicit in this bullshit despite football being my favorite sport.

I missed a T and a hyphen: Hot-Taker.

Flacco has completely lost all "chemistry" with Rice. Rice has no "leadership" skills. Rice has no "heart." Beating a woman, however, will likely not affect his "intangibles." Did I cover all the bullshit buzzwords tokened by Hotakers?

A correspondence school like our dentist-cum-birther Orly Taint.

Their NFL group is left with a gaping hole sans Favre that Manziel and Tebow will never be able to fill.

The entire thing is one of the stupidest fucking stories I've read in awhile. Dungy is a bigot who dubiously uses Jesus or whatever the fuck to bolster his bigoted bullshit; that much is categorically clear.

I'm happy someone pointed this out. He's created a "proxy distraction" for the Rams. I'm also dubious about the whole concept of

And don't forget Lobsters. They shrink in the cold water.

Thank you for this as it turned my frown upside down after what was a horrible morning.

You're discounting how deeply disturbed NFC North fans can be.

"Your average new 12th man is a fat, balding douchebag in a 12th man jersey who escapes his wife and kids to get blacked out by noon for a Sunday night game."

I'm not clever enough to come up with it on my own, but there has to be a joke in here somewhere:

Contrary to nature how?