“But it’s literally just a couple bolts; we’ll be done in like, 10 minutes,”

— and this, is how you anger the Gods.

If Forza 7 were free, then loot boxes would be a necessary evil. But loot boxes have no business being in a $60 game, and Forza 7 will be the first game in the franchise that I’m not buying.

The metric system is better.

Supposedly the Koenigsegg will do 0-400 kph in “less than 20 seconds” and their braking time should theoretically be significantly less than 20 seconds. So in theory it should be capable of a sub-40 second 0-400-0.

Fuck Yes, The Regera does 0-249 in 20 seconds (supposedly), and with their reputation for destructively powerful brakes, i dont think it will take them the extra 22 seconds to get back to zero. I believe the Hamster once said the only way to stop faster than a Koenigsegg is to hit a tree.

WTF did they use to record this, another Chiron?

And, apparently, Michael won this one!

Pictured: Jalopnik Staff

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Yeah. We don’t use them for security blankets around the house or for the walk to the mall though.

England: tyres
America: tires

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

*Has engine swap*

Counterpoint: lol no it’s not.

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

It’s okay. There’s still pornography!

I saw someone manually unlocking a car door with a key last week...

Pretty sure Home Depot does not own Ridgid I believe Emerson Electric owns them.

Pretty sure Home Depot does not own Ridgid I believe Emerson Electric owns them.