200mph with a check engine light.

*Sees price

Clickbait title :(

Saw one in ‘94 in a magazine and just fell in love. Yeah, it’s not that powerful or quick by modern standards, but my young teen self who knew nothing about cars just thought it was the business. As I learned to appreciate cars more, even though other cars eclipsed it during the stale years, I still treated it like a…

There are 3 that I credit with my love for cars. I became obsessed with all 3 at the same time.

Saturn V MPG

See this is what happens when you don’t let your car warm up.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

“I don’t want to hear shit from people about contributing to pollution from warming up a car for a few minutes if they still eat meat and dairy. That contributes more to climate change than all the cars, trucks, ships etc in the world combined.”

Your Idiot is the most important job title I have, and I wear it with pride.

Jason, you are an idiot, but we all thought that long before this article. Plus, you’re OUR idiot.

I’m willing to bet most of these people who disapprove of your opinion on the matter, Jason, are those who don’t live somewhere it gets cold enough.

(Keep in mind that dude is literally a minivan enthusiast)

Excuse me, would you kindly shut your whore mouth?

He ditched us before lunch time! I STILL OWE THIS MAN LUNCH.

What Lunch did you buy him?

Like a sandwich, but not an expensive one

Jesus go cry in your shitty Buick or whatever.

..three police cars arriving at the scene to help Officer Tenderfeels crack the case of The Loud Noise Made Me Feel Ways About Things.