Gewurtzraminer? I have no idea. It's sweet and delicious, though. German sweet wines ftw!

You were spared. I'm on OKC (although not really, because in Korea that has all kinds of weird consequences) and while I was stateside, I regularly got solicitations from older guys looking for some shy retiring Asian flower. And then I bit their heads off and they called me a chink-eyed bitch.

My mom is just the right kind of scary already, thanks. Don't need Bachmann's psychomurder face haunting my nightmares anytime soon....

I was impressed.

No. I worked for Macy's for quite a while, and we do price adjustments all the time. No fuss. If the language is ambiguous, on a coupon for example, we honor the discount. The employees actually have quite a lot of say in that.

I am constantly afraid that my voice sounds vastly different from how I hear it.

That's the word. Thank you.

Dudettes... This baby... Is giant. But he's so darn chubby and cute... Like I'm recoiling in fear and also edging closer to coo at the same time. I'm going to disintegrate soon.

That dog. He doesn't seem to like Zombie Jesus day...

I actually love this idea. I can't think of an appropriate term for it (I fail right now) but in college, most of my classes were taught in a cross-departmental way, so I'd learn history and sociology through literature and history in math etc. That approach really helped me better understand the concepts. If I didn't…

I hope so. Gotta keep it loose.

I made my elementary kids do this for me.

I got all three of mine taken out that way. Yes. Just 3.

Spinners or those awful gladiator Ben Hur chariot spikes?

Rapists who won't admit they're rapists.

Plead the 5th. You can't be forced to incriminate yourself.

Seriously. I've been drunk and at the "mercy" of guys I'd slept with before and flirt with to this day, and when I was too wasted to make it home, they'd take care of me, call my family to get me home, and I'm not showering them with praise at every opportunity. They did the right thing. I'm friends with them still.

There is a fine line to walk here, and I don't think any of the coverage I've seen has done it. They're all erring on the side of sympathy for two rapists instead of saying, "look, this is rape. these two boys did a horrible thing and now they will never be able to take it back or remove the stain of RAPIST from…

Being instantly labeled the snitch, being bullied, being attacked. It's disgusting, but it's probably what stopped a lot of people from speaking out against the "cool kids"

It doesn't even have to be drunk. You can just be injured or sick or jetlagged (hello, former friend who took advantage of the fact that I hadn't slept in over 40 hours after flying trans-Pacific) and feel like you can't call it rape or that it was your fault.