Unfortunately that's probably true of just about anyone designing and manufacturing sex toys. Just like the ones running the shops that sell them.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for debt forgiveness, I can tell you I don't have a drop down menu for that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you set…

Never have I wanted 7 dildos more in my life.

Rules for when to say "ghetto"

Shhh, come sit by me. This person doesn't want nuance. They just want their white fee-fees to be assuaged because the mean Negress is talkin' real bad about the white folks! lol

nope. nope nope nope nope. i tried to be nice. but this it's over now. i lived in Korea for 2 years, bitch. not the same. not even close. and my black friends got nasty shit said to them on the subway and the street all the time all i ever got was called beautiful. so shove it up your ass princess i'm so done with…

The one and only time Megyn Kelly insists a Middle Eastern dude is white.

This will amaze you, but there are actually women who can fix their own car and their own computer. Also, my mother mows the lawn half the time. My father mows it the other half. When I get a lawn of my own (alas, apartment), it'll be on me. I can also hook up the new tv and work the remote. Who can't do that?!?

Uh uh my brother has ADHD so it took a year to teach him to properly clean a bathroom. No fear bros I'm very patient, you can clean shit over and over again til you get it. Oh you fucked up my clothes? Well thats a $600 lesson in bleach use isn't, I will be taking your credit card thank you.

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I can't get enough of these kittens. :-)

I am Asian. I tell you, it does convey her message. The first picture portrays a stereotypical Asian women with long, jet black hair, looking like a vulnerable, naked sex slave. You don't get to tell an Asian woman that she can't say "yellow fever", just like how you can't tell a black man to not say "nigger". We will…

It should be noted however, that you can also go right.

Today's multi-racial children and families say to you

I'm multi-ethnic, married to a woman whose ethnicity is very different from mine.

OH GOD A LITTLE PRINCESS.

Look, one of his relatives is already hooking up on the app!

There's that new dating app called Carrot Dating, where the other person will buy you something you need if you agree to go on a date with them... I'd so love to see him post himself on this app- "I'll be YOUR Romeo tonight, if you can pay or donate to my electric bill!" I'm sure the offers would roll in...

Could someone on Jezebel do a post on the fundraiser someone on Gawker started for this young woman? It seriously needs a signal boost.