The gun firing accidentally has already been ruled out. Do not tote that out.

There are rare exceptions to this rule. Weird older women in the Korean sex shops are super nice. The young girls who ran the one in my college town in MA were also super nice.

Delta Airlines to this day gives Lotus or Biscoff cookies. They're almost like ginger snaps, but less snappy and more cinnamony.

My boyfriend jokes that he's going to get me a sybian, and I joke that I'm going to staple my legs closed forever in fear of that thing.

I remember when my boyfriend first found out about the Curly and Peanut nicknames.

It's so scary, though...

Forgive me for being ignorant, but my small amount of tells me that Speculoos spread is Delta Airlines Lotus cookies in spread form? How have I not known this before now?

Seconded on the dealing with FedLoans vs Sallie Mae. For some ridiculous reason, my federal loan paperwork wasn't ever sent to me. I never got any emails or letters or anything, and I thought all my loans were serviced by Sallie Mae. I found out when I applied for a credit card which I should've gotten, since I'd been…

I laughed at the subtle and almost definitely unintentional implication by Alderman that those who cannot write proper strong female characters don't want to meet normal human women. The woman they want to meet is someone who fits a stereotype, so they know exactly how to interact with her.

Use the second brewed cup of tea. Steep your tea for about a minute or so, dump that, then brew again. Decaf tea, naturally.

It was all the candy necklaces... So much candy.

Unless the person living in South Korea doesn't like bossam and doesn't order it?

To each their own. I need thin clear broths when I'm hungover. Pho is my other go-to. Soup at first, and then noodles for substance.

One year during midterms, I got a kidney stone! It was THE WORST.

You got the names right. I'm sure there are more variations, but I couldn't say. I'm a die-hard mul naengmyeon fan.

Again, the gifs are blurry. And you were the one who mentioned that they're usually served with bossam.

I don't like bossam, so I wouldn't know.

Even better if they include local tax into the price and make it an even dollar amount. Like, it's $2 with tax included for the small size cup of coffee. Very simple.

Because the gifs are blurry, smartass.

I'm Korean.