How about he not rape people to avoiding ruining the lives of his family. I'm so sick of people right now.

It's a coping mechanism. "It only happens in those backwards little football towns, not in _______ city"

Bless that intern. They were in the most precarious position, being the lowest on the corporate ladder, and they did the right thing.

We should make advertisements for veggies...

Your husband's level = Pro

Bahahahahahaha. I so want to use this.

It's so pretty... O.O

I just use pleasure withholding for people who smoke.

It doesn't matter how much you weigh or how tall you are; she was being an asshole.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes. Except instead of unsolicited, I would lean more towards tactless as a descriptor. But everything you said is true.

This line, gets em every time... Makes dudes feel flattered.

It is a well documented fact that storks hate lesbians and refuse outright to bring them lovable babies. It's science.

PFFFFT. OMG.

I'm just going to Liz Taylor you a bit now and say "College?! NOOOOOOOOOO!" (Awoooooooo).

I'll accept your point still stands that the majority (I won't say the vast majority, because semantically, I don't believe it to be true, especially if we're relying on self-identification) is heterosexual, but actually, I'm looking at the statistics, and the statistic you pulled from Norway was not measuring…

I will amend, then.

I did not know there was such a thing as Cheesepie... I have no oven...

Watched too much House. That fucking bone marrow needle...

Do we have evidence that the "vast majority" of people are straight?