No, their daughters aren't ever going to have sex at any point in their lives ever for the rest of their lives.

You, my friend, have just discovered the concept of "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts" also known as "chocolate is the shit."

I agree. My best friend in the whole world (I can say this because currently I am halfway around the world from him) has Asperger's. I am always happy to hear that other people are happy living with it. It gives us hope to get through the rough times.

I definitely vote for resistentialism. I have this. Every day. My apartment hates me. I discovered this morning that the floor heating system conspired with the windows and there was condensation all over them on the inside. My bed is next to the windows, and I accidentally flopped my arm into a frigid puddle of water…

I feel like you're generalizing unfairly. I'm absolutely sure that there are funeral homes out there that are predatory and take advantage of grieving people. But don't try to tell me that attacking the "industry" doesn't hurt individuals who do well by the families they serve.

Rolled chicken 4eva! I made the best stuffed chicken for Christmas this year.

That industry, by the way, is probably one of the most emotionally straining jobs. I get the feeling that you despising the funeral industry has more to do with your overwhelming fear of death than it does the funeral industry being a bad thing. Not to mention, it's people like you who out and out despise the hard…

I don't know why her book is called "It's All Good" when clearly, it's not all good.

Seriously. I read World War Z, and a lot of the idea that society gets flipped on its head seems way too appealing. Like, it doesn't matter if you were born into money, so long as you have a useful skill! Almost perfect meritocracy.

It's a pit! SO CUTE! Look at its enormous paws!

Yeah. This dog, despite coming from a bad previous owner, was very sweet. The woman who brought her to the farmer's market was obviously a great owner. It makes me really sad how some people will take the actions of bad owners and blame it on the entire breed. My previous puppy, a chiweenie named Ace, was attacked by…

Don't forget that the dog would be "for protection" only. WTF is wrong with people?

YES! I am not a professional photographer, but I have a DSLR that I am fiddling away with and every time I break it out, I am designated photographer. There are almost no pics of me from this wonderful camera...

Laughable! That's not very nice...

My brother's puppy did just that recently. And then after she finished shitting, she came over and was like "see? i pooped! treats now? yes?"

I'm super anxious about owning dogs. My family has had two dogs before the most recent one, and both times something bad happened to them. We had our first dog, a beagle, whose full name was Chocolate Chips, Chips for short. It was while I was still in elementary school. Everything was great, and he was a silly, happy…

My brother and I took her to the vet to get round 3 of shots before I left the country, and we panicked because the NURSE at the vet's office picked her up after handling an old, sick dog. She had washed her hands thoroughly, but we had to ask to make sure.

T-T Dolores Umbridge (especially movie Dolores Umbridge *shudders*) creeps me right out.

You probably lay down the law in other ways that lets him realize that ultimately, you're the boss.

Awwww, she looks so pleased.