Oy oy oy, quit with the SPAM-hating. SPAM is a beautiful thing.

A relationship with no ribaldry? Travesty!

You could've gotten one more pun with just one more letter! It would've been a beautiful thing to behold.

A few things:

Not pretty enough (according to celebrities).

Oh god you had to mention The Yellow Wallpaper...

I had to do this, not at a restaurant, but with a shuttle car service one year when I was flying home. They had my parents' credit card information on file and I gave the driver the cash fare and a cash tip, but they charged my parents' card the fare anyways. Needless to say, the threat of the police caused the owner…

I think that having experience abroad would be more of a boost to your resume than another summer doing the same thing you do every summer (not literally, but that is the impression it will give). Being in a foreign country shows the ability to adapt to a different culture and independence that many companies look…

But, the bread... It comes with butter... sometimes even honey butter!

That poor shark. Also, a lot of those bars have been shut down, because cocaine. Good riddance.

Kudos. Native Austinite, here. What the fuck would i even do with a 6 oz steak? It's not even a proper bite. Lol.

I lost my p in v virginity in the summer after my junior year of high school, to my then boyfriend, who wore a condom that was too big for him and i freaked because it came off him and was hanging out of me after he came and went soft post-orgasm. I tore my hymen while getting fingered by a previous boyfriend during…

Ugh it's the worst! I hate that noise! It scares the crap out of me. I dropped a whole can of biscuits once because of that noise. All those biscuits. Wasted. Terrible. Opening the can of biscuits gets dudes major points.

Dude friend made me the most delicious bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits the other day. Practically begged to cook for me. I died. They were amazing. Hilarious, because he plopped the eggs in a small sauce pan and created, briefly, an egg loaf, and I was terrible at cooking bacon, which i rarely do, but delicious. I was…

The manager from the first quote is a woman. You use "he" and "his" in the paragraph following.

Someone at CBS really loves alliteration. That article... Ugh...

I have to try so hard not to do this with the guy I'm into. He's separated but not yet divorced, still loves her, but wants to get to know me better, I'm leaving the country for a year in a few weeks, so hopefully we'll keep in touch and things will be better when I'm back in range.

I'm just keeping mine long/blow straight with some hairspray when i want some fancy times.

I'm getting my hair cut when i go to Korea in a few weeks. No idea what I'm going to do with it, because i have super fine, thick hair (thin strands, but like ten million of them). It doesn't hold a perm, it doesn't hold a curl, it doesn't hold color well. My hair is determined to be natural.

I agree. Admittedly there are many forces at work with the Korean penchant (obsession?) with plastic surgery, and it may be a class thing, but to insinuate that they want to look white? Would you ever mistake any of the girls in the pictures above as white girls? No. It's not the point to look white. That is the…