Imagine being stupid enough to trade in your car for a packet of shitty novelty sauce.

Ford Flex Ecoboost. The anti-CUV. Designed with a ruler and not remotely lozenge shaped. 365hp stock. Three useful rows. I think they’re hilarious and have seriously considered one just for the “Did that blue refrigerator just smoke me off the light?” reaction.

If he get’s one of these and it has any issues, repairs could be financial suicide, a fast Chrysler sounds great for maintenance, but goddamn, it’s all Mercedes parts that cost ya.

De-badge or re-badge.

Get out.

Baby steps folks. Let’s legalize weed in America first.

I see your Pontiac and raise you one Oldsmobile

“David Tracy’s Automobile Shelter For Misfit Machines™”

Spoken like a true (slightly racist) middle-manager.

Remember when TLC stood for “The Learning Channel”? I miss those days.

Heck, even I want that.

He could buy this thing. It’s for sale in Napa (about 20 min from me). And it’s a diesel.

If my neighbor parked a tank on the street, the only one who would get tired of anything would be the owner who would get tired of me knocking on his door, begging him to let me drive his tank.

Hey, it still has some scrap steel and aluminum value, so $.1k.

I’m never ever moving back to Florida.

Can you find a pristine Olds Aurora and do a not new test drive?

How did this Oldsmobile Alero end up on a scenic beach? It believed in itself. Take on the work week like an Oldsmobile Alero would!

$100,000. The F-450 vs Merc S-Class comparison.

Sounds like the Midwest.