Honestly, I think it is in the lines and the Jeep is just that little.

I just hope he doesn’t die of dysentery.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

reports were that the vandalism earlier this year—including a message keyed into the car that said “MOVE”—did $7,500 worth of damage.

Hey thanks! Don’t be so hard on Doug, he’s very talented.

They would lose my sale

Enjoyed the article - many laughs.

It’s Friday! Get ready to get out there and Unimog like a champion.

They store it in a warehouse, rotting for the next 50 years, in anticipation of David Tracy’s grandson to buy them.

Story on Marsupialnik; “Old Jeep Thought Dead Seen Driving Around Detroit: Beware of Coolant Spills and Flying Differential Parts”

Because Detroit. Most likely this is just the pre-barbecue photo.....

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

I believe this is what’s referred to as “hustling backwards”. Whoever convinced them to donate that amount needs a raise.

And that is why in my shop we don’t buy Lexmark crap. Toner more expensive than gold (or possibly platinum) dust, cartridges designet do fall apart as soon as the toner runs out and a fucking chip keeping tabs on you. It’s as is Ford made you sign an agreement to fill your car with Ford gasoline only at Ford gas…

I understand your point, but it misses the mark. That’s a copyright issue. Not a patent issue. Plus, Impressions isn’t copying one product to make many of the exact same, they are reselling used versions.

A better porter.

Hey teens, I’m happy to say that Peter, the Practical Enthusiast who authored that monster 300ZX build thread a while back, will be on Jalopnik more these days. Get ready to follow more adventures in successful, competent vehicle repair!

Simple. A dark blue beetle.

Magnusson-Moss was in reference to denying warranty claims for working on your own car. This has nothing to do with warranties. John Deere’s software is essentially locked out to anyone that isn’t John Deere. So like the article says, all diagnostic work must be done by John Deere and even mechanical repairs require…