Is this a good place to discuss my theory that Boy Meets World takes place in a slowly collapsing, Matrix-style simulation?

In fairness the algorithm writes better than Barsanti. 

I’ll take depressed loser but unfunny is a bridge too far.

Everybody working for The Weekend, huh. 

Over the long run, 99 percent of Funkos are worthless outside of whatever depraved joy fans get from occasionally making eye contact with the ones lining their shelves.

As a majority of normal Americans understand it, a D&C is not an abortion because an abortion is generally considered, by a majority of people who are neither online freakazoid losers nor forced birth evangelical zealots, to be the voluntary termination of a viable pregnancy, something that most of said normal people…

Honestly, I wasn’t aware that a D&C was an abortion when I miscarried. I only learned it after extensively (seriously, it didn’t come right up) Googling during the first round of abortion bans. I am staunchly pro-choice, but this article just feels a little off.

Very much a matter of “do i already like them/their identities”. If they were prejudiced against her in any way you bet we’d be hearing about how she was convicted of domestic violence charges left and right

Thanks for this.

Thank you. I don’t know that she’s a shit bag, but there’s absolutely nothing laudable about any of her actions. Sometimes I think Jezebel picks certain women out of a hat and just decides to lionize them because.

Man oh man. Griner and Pamela Anderson; Jezebel just keeps on insisting they’re both heroes for...reasons. If I ever decide to sell out and play basketball in a dictatorship so I can earn more than my meager $165k average salary and THEN am dumb/careless/arrogant enough to leave weed paraphernalia in my suitcase for…

As usual, you’re wrong.

And getting her home required the US to release one of the most notorious black-market arms dealers in recent history. One who is responsible for thousands of deaths and massive geopolitical destabilization.

While ultimately it’s good that Griner is free from the hell hole of Russian prison let’s not forget why she was there.

Nope. Nope. Nope. I am writing from Mexico, and you guys are getting the story all wrong. The president (who I am certain does not actually do his own tweeting) sent this out hoping to deflect a series of grave political and ecological controversies surrounding the construction of the Tren Maya, which is opposed by…

It’s entrepreneurship, actually. Comparing thrifting to colonialism is fucking outrageous, and actively offensive to people actually suffering under colonialism. 

Lance Bass, AKA the only NSYNC member to have a runway cameo in Zoolander?!

Alt headline: Someone You’ve Never Heard of Had to Abide by the Terms of her Pre-Nup 

They’re rather transparently shifting to a focus on teenage heroes, which is fine! That may be a great for the kids and sell tickets to them, etc. I just do not care about teenagers. If the world is in danger, please bring in adults to handle it.

It always drives me nuts when people bring this up with such a bad faith interpretation. Natasha says that she and all the other Widows were sterilized so that possible motherhood wouldn’t get in the way of their purpose of being ruthless efficient killing machines. “One less thing to worry about in the field.” That’s…