THERE WAS A JEZEBEL ARTICLE LIKE A WEEK AGO BASICALLY SAYING “WHAT’S WRONG WITH BRITNEY??!”

At least it wasn’t a snow normalizer.

This is a myth. Dating me is what makes women lesbians.

I'm surprised you didn’t manage to blame it on older men dating younger women.

I’d say you should be more worried about aliens resurrecting an army of dead people to stop humanity from inevitably inventing the solaronite bomb and destroying the universe.

Wow, all those articles on “power imbalances” in relationships, and then a positive take on a rich woman literally dating her staff.

When I wrote for magazines I used www.whorepresents.com* to find potential interview subjects. That was many years ago so I don’t know how active and useful that site is now.

“There was a tremendous amount of resentment and animosity [toward her] from a certain someone — and I suppose now we can all guess who”.

ME

Feeling better about claiming the “Yeah this conservatorship sure seems abusive but y’all know she’s gonna spiral again, right?” square.

Ugh you’re right! My sincerest apologies. Having two languages in my head sometimes leads to dumb mistakes. Have fixed it!! Thank you so much. I’ll make sure to tell my Colombian friend from Bucaramanga about this so I can be adequately made fun of.

Daily reminder that Twitter doesn’t matter, isn’t real, and every second you spend on there represents money in Elon Musk’s pocket. Stop talking about Twitter. Stop linking to Tweets. Get off Twitter.

Carmichael scored even more points when he dared to mention the wife of a certain terrifying institution leader.

I rescued a “minipig” last year. She was 16 lbs or so. Like a football in my arms.

Cool let’s pretend there’s not a pathetically obvious filter on the “before” picture for some more excellent Jezebel reporting that is not click bait at all.

AND, at least for now, we support you spending your capital on assimilatory beauty practices, because systemic collective issues are rarely if ever solved by individual action.

Great.
Now tell them you’re not doing the next season until Will gets a decent haircut.

As a government, there is a difference between a US company harvesting your data and a foreign rival. You get that, right? Right?

Well, now people can bully her with a clear conscience. Jesus Christ.