Some of the phrasing in the Hollywood Reporter is kind of vague. It notes that Jenkins and Johns turned in their script last week, and were told that WW3 is dead “in its current incarnation”.

Everything about the Addams Family has screamed “queer” for decades now. It would be weirder if Wednesday wasn’t at least bisexual.

I dunno, I feel like even without the force powers - once he lights the saber he has a pretty damn good crowd killing weapon. It’d be like playing Dynasty Warriors, all he’s gotta do is just swinging and the mob is getting chopped to bits. He could literally just spin in a circle with it.

On the flip side, during the climax of the Ferrix Road scene, all I could think was “this would turn into a horror movie view quickly if Vader arrived”. The righteous mob can take down a bunch of stormtroopers, but they’d be absolutely helpless in the face of a force wielder.

its founding father, Joseph Crackstone

I sort of chuckled at the tweet even if it’s not that original of a joke. I’m mostly just surprised at Gizmodo’s take vs Jez’s - I would have assumed the opinions would be swapped.

This is Gizmodo’s “Gone With The Wind”

There are over 25 billion chickens currently alive on Earth, and I’m terrified of what will happen if we stop eating them and let them fertilize those eggs. By eating wings and omelettes, I’m doing my part to prevent the great chicken domination.

I absolutely love animals but have never been able to bring myself to stop eating meat. I’ll line up to buy lab-grown meat in a heartbeat. I’ve been waiting for a company to get approval to sell it ever since I found out that the technology had caught up to the concept, so this is actually pretty exciting.

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*fewer Batmen

Let’s find a way to make a story about a woman being sexually assaulted into a story about Jezebel’s favorite topic of the month - age gaps.

Kind of hilarious to me that Gizmodo has accidentally sided with Ben Shapiro 

When I first read the headline I thought it was a joke ripping off the “Sub-tember Eleventh” article on The Onion. Absolutely unbelievable that it’s real

Seriously, what is with Jez’s recent obsession with age gaps? This has to be the fifth (or more, I wasn’t counting) article about different people in the past few weeks.

They’re consenting adults that work in completely different industries. It is quite literally none of your concern.

After seeing how Amandla Stenberg responded to some relatively light criticism for “Bodies, Bodies, Bodies”, I’m definitely interested to see how she deals with an onslaught from horrid Star Wars fans

I’ll be honest, I had the same thought.

It’s weird how much glee you’re taking in the collapse of a marriage between two people that you don’t know, with neither of them alleging any real mistreatment of the other. 

I mean...she doesn’t look especially muscular, so I don’t see what’s so unbelievable about it. She’s only 31, it’s entirely possible that she really just doesn’t eat all that much/that she just has a high protein/low carb diet. She said she doesn’t have a trainer or exercise much, but she never said she doesn’t have a…