Say what you will about the quality of the movies themselves, but I have always been a little confused when people say that DC didn’t take enough time or release enough movies in the leadup to Justice League. Iron Man (2008) -> Avengers (2012), 4 years, six movies (five if you ignore Incredible Hulk, which many people…

Please tell me that, at some point, someone said the words “you can’t make an omelet without breaking an egg”

https://www.hhs.gov/coronavirus/community-based-testing-sites/index.html

There are literally already federal resources for finding testing sites. I don’t know if you miss Trump or something, but believe it or not, most people would prefer if their president’s primary form of communication wasn’t Twitter

What’s the over/under on Russia annexing Kazakhstan “to bring stability”? 

I am convinced that the plot of this movie was inspired by this tweet. 

Zune was the superior piece of technology and I will not be told otherwise.

....Gen Z? Lily Collins is 32. She is about 7 years too old to even be considered a borderline Zoomer

Reading these comments and then reading the author’s twitter, and watching her lash out defensively while purposely missing the point - this has been the most entertainment that Jez has provided in a while

“It’s not about you” is pretty ironic considering the point that you are arguing. You don’t get to dominate the space there - we are not in your private residence. It is a public, shared space. Unfortunately, I don’t have the ability to have thousands of dollars of exercise equipment in my home, and so the only option…

Try to imagine literally any other context where you can whip out your dick and then try to claim the moral high ground when other people around you are uncomfortable. I should not be forced to see the genitals of other people and it’s fucking weird to imply that I’m being some kind of prude for saying that. You don’t…

The only bathrooms at my gym are in the locker rooms. If I have to urinate, then I literally have no option but to go into the locker room - it isn’t an option. It’s not quite as simple as just saying “if you don’t want to see nudity then don’t use the locker room”. It’s incredibly easy to not be walking around with…

Steak egg and cheese on an everything bagel

More like TERF coin, am I right?

Hey, I’m usually of the ACAB mindset, and I fully agree that it’s a tragedy that the tiger died and that the worker should absolutely be held liable for this incident, but I don’t really think the cops did anything wrong here. I know rattling the cage to try and get the tiger to run off isn’t great, but they didn’t…

Also: stop throwing the damn barbell at the floor when you’re doing snatches/cleans/etc. I don’t care what they teach you in Crossfit, when you drop and slam the weights like that you’re only doing half the move and acting like an attention seeking tool to boot.

This is the same vibe as getting mad at Phoebe Bridgers for breaking her own guitar on stage

I enjoy taking mushrooms, I fully believe in their medicinal qualities, and I think they should absolutely be legalized at least medicinally, if not recreationally.

So we’re just fleeing the Age of Reason at Mach 5, huh?

You should check out It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. That’s probably more of the low-key type of comedy that you’re looking for.

The cognitive dissonance between constantly posting articles about how poorly stars like Britney Spears were treated by tabloid culture in the aughts followed by a barrage of articles about how Ben Affleck is horrid. I swear, you won’t be happy until he kills himself.