There’s a slit for the water. You put it on as high pressure as you want and no backsplash will come up.”

We know nothing about this woman’s motives or what led her to take her own life. According to police she had not made any threats.  I think it’s warranted to be sensitive to the people who were scared as well as the woman.  

Representing Colorado here. I’m embarrassed for my country that an 18 year old arrived here and in one day was able to purchase a pump-action shotgun. I’m currently home with three kids whose schools are closed and we’re not planning on going anywhere today. I read in one article about the manhunt is that if people…

“Their house is not your storage locker and if you really cared about your possessions, you’d have brought them with you ...”

I used to work with someone who waited on him frequently and said he was always super polite and the best tipper. The place she worked had a lot of famous patrons and she said he was hands down the kindest famous person who came in.

I was working as a visual merchandiser at the Pebble Beach Company in the early 2000’s. The big rule for the staff was to not act crazy/stalk/ask for an autograph when dealing with the celebrity guests.

I was at the Waldorf Astoria, and was 8 months pregnant. I went into the ladies room, which – it being a ritzy joint and all – had a powder room, and then a room with stalls. Being substantially pregnant, I made a beeline for the stalls. There were maybe three or four in a row, and the last one was empty. But just as…

I used to work for a company that makes absurd offroad glamping truck/rv things.

My husband does standup. When he opened for Hannibal Buress, he gave my husband money. He said he knew they don’t make much. No one else does that. 

I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

Was targeted by Jeremy Piven in a road rage incident. Also told off Grandmaster Flash for hitting on my 16 year old sister outside a dance studio. My favorite, tho I don’t know if it counts, was being stopped in traffic on Sunset Blvd and watching OJ Simpson and Al Cowlings go by in the white Ford Bronco. They were…

Around the time Unforgiven was being released, a buddy of mine (Adnan) were poking around the Century City Mall in Los Angeles. As we’re walking towards the theatre, we pass a couple....and its Clint Eastwood and Francis Fisher. My buddy is frozen in his tracks and stutters quietly “is that....was that...”, so I go…

Serena Williams popped in the Silver Diner in Fairfax, Va few times. Servers can sniff assholes out and let me tell you... she was a QWAAAAAIN. I guess there’s an athletic facility near because Dave Bautista also popped in. Athletes always get 10 scrambled eggwhites with spinach and a side of chicken breast.

Pfft. Trump paid $130k for his 28 second performance with Stormy Daniels.

Finally, a specific dollar amount for the Fuckwit Tax.

Fuck him and these people that still support him and give him money.

People who paid to see this ass:

POLL:

We can’t have any pregnant teachers in the classroom because the boys can sit there and imagine what their teacher did to get pregnant.

Omg