I’m going to steal a comment I saw on Facebook. The White House says Trump’s “tan” is a result of good genes. Not unless his parents were mangoes.

Well, eating enough of certain foods can mess with your skin pigment.

That detail has not been retracted, it was not initially reported - because Smollett didn't remember it until a later interview with police. That is a very common thing that happens to victims of crimes.

Of course it leaves more questions than answers, that’s the nature of reported crimes (and by “reported” I am only referring to those which are reported to police, not reported by news outlets). Most lay people don’t have even the most basic understanding of how police investigations work, or how victims of crimes can…

This guy’s 22 now. His charges carry a minimum sentence of 47 years, which would have him finally being released at the ripe old age of... 69. We can only hope that happens- it would be the ultimate punchline to all this nonsense!

Hah! The joke’s on you! Those aren’t his!

And just imagine if we compared “Samantha” with “Zendaya”!

There are facts you haven’t considered, either through negligence or through willful ignorance. If you actually cared enough to do some research on this subject, you’d know that Smolett received a death threat before this attack. A stalking situation changes the context entirely. If the attack was premeditated, it…

The one that particularly gets me is people saying no one just runs around in the middle of the night with a noose handy.

Yeah, I would not be surprised if something was unearthed from some shitty forum.

It’s really disappointing that a lot of people don’t believe this happened as reported.

This is some bare-minimum bullshit just to pretend they are doing something.

They can’t just go around swinging the R word. They might hit some of their R word audience.  

so a college friend and his new wife invited us to their baby shower.

(some background on this guy is that he is a terrible person. i am close friends with his ex-gf, and while they were still together he tried to hit on me while i was sitting next to both my husband and his then-gf. he cheated on her for years with…

Oh poor Mama :( that sucks!

I feel like the best course of action would have been to get the damn knives and then a few months later at a dinner party, offer to help in the kitchen and when you see her using the knife set, get all huffy and say rather pointedly “Why are you using the baby’s knives?”

I made the mistake of skimming the article, and, after having read The Winners, I thought baby showers sure have changed since I was a lass!

This story is mostly sad. My friend was pregnant and her husband was in grad school. The women in the grad program decided to throw her a baby shower. In between the planning and the event, her husband went on a university trip thing and attempted to sleep with a woman in his program (she said “no”). So, she and her…

I was the one that threw the over the top shower! I hate baby showers because they are hopelessly dull affairs with too much pastel and rarely enough booze, but my bff was pregnant with her first and it was my duty to plan the affair. I actually love planning parties but I’m a weirdo and everyone knows it. So fancy bon…

Also, as a two time Pissing Contest winner (brushes shoulders off), can I please be ungreyed. Thanks!