Seriously, good on this woman for reminding us that there are still people with empathy and good will, who’ll go out of their way to help people.

Same.  I want to give her $233.

I don’t think you could have a prouder moment than turning yourself in because you fraudulently obtained some medicine for a poor and sick child.

It’s admiral that she was willing to commit a crime to seek help for this sick kid, and utterly disgusting that she had to do this just to get medical care for a sick kid. Where’s her gofundme? 

But Brock Turner got no jail time for raping an unconscious woman. Good old American Justice. 

Being a child while black.

#BeingGiddy/HyperWhileBlack

I think any parent can tell you that it isn’t suspicious until you don’t hear anything coming from the kids.

It’s time to improvise. You’ll need a pack of Sweet Tarts and a Sharpie.

Not only do I love garbage holiday sweets, the white conversation hearts were my favorite. They are weird and chalky and I love them. 

Peeps are awesome, you monster.

to remind people of either their crushing loneliness

Lil’ Debbie will be the goddess we pray to for sustenance when the Earth is ninety percent covered in water and the remaining ground is burnt and barren. Mind your attitude lest you be cast out to survive on some inferior off brand “treat”.

Couldn’t pick just one.

I’m that garbage person who likes all the shitty holiday sweets. Candy corn, candy canes, candy hearts, jelly beans.

They should really start calling them pelvic packs though. Or tummy packs, depending on where it’s resting.

This is the correct take. Tissues, keys, gum, snacks if you’re feeling spicy... The wondrous possibilities of fanny packs/a future where functional clothing for women are widespread like my legs on the metro!

False.  Fanny packs are awesome and super practical.  Until they start making all women’s clothes with functional pockets, we should all rock them.  

It’s about fucking time.