Don’t tattoos take a long time? So this is no one drunken night mistake.

Seeing it in all its, um, glory really makes Jennifer Garner’s “bless his heart” comment that much better.

First Dance Song Thread?????

SAME! Honestly this news actually makes me feel a bit relieved, I was worried the conspiracy was that they weren’t actually together at all. Instead it’s that they’re super together and plotting as a couple. Adorbs!

Hi Taylor!!!

A cat doesn’t need you, but it does knead you.

They really are! She had her own little bed for daytime naps (pictured) but at night she felt like a part of me :).

*Moves to Wisconsin*

An orthodontist who writes about their teenage patients on Tumbler, no less.

I’m going to reserve judgment on Meghan Markle until her half-sister’s ex sister-in-law’s podiatrist weighs in. That’s the only way to really know her.

And let’s not forget the national travesty of the time Obama wore a beige suit!!! How did we ever survive the horror of his presidency?

I can see why they see him as a religious person. I mean, every time I see him on TV, I go, “Oh, god...”

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

I love Jordan Peele and his wife.

I worked briefly as a bank teller when I was in high school so I could afford college tuition, and some of the clientele treated me like absolute garbage, and it’s clear they often took out their personal frustrations on the staff of the bank.

i’ve liked her since she appeared in that bruce springsteen video, back when she had to text on a landline:

Just realized that I think of the bus tape every time I see/hear “Access Hollywood”

From what I’ve seen, apparently every second you spend on yourself (make-up of any kind or just getting dressed nicely) is a second you don’t spend on your child and therefore EVIL.