Her husband got the picture of this moment blown up and framed for her and Michelle, which is easily the best story to come out of the whole fiasco.

I’ll never not find Busy Phillips being in the mix here hilarious, especially when she said that she and Michelle Williams almost left early to beat the line for the washroom. I find their friendship charming as hell.

So true. I had my kids 11 years apart and the recovery from the first was easier in every way.

Fuck the fuck off with the muted makeup and “look at how fit I am why can’t you be” post pregnancy shot. Gross.

Adults at bars on the other hand...

Babies in little outfits that’ve got animal ears on the hood are one of my favorite things. So CUTE.

He’s only made one STELLAR movie and that movie is “Jackie Brown”

Tom is actually a great researcher himself. He really does a strong job of keeping his eye on All the Small Things.

Pictured: Tom DeLonge’s UF O-face.

Be daring. Make her asexual. Make her a “princess” who thinks romance is a total waste of time and actually stick to it. Make her the sole ruler of her kingdom and show that she doesn’t need someone else’s validation to be a good leader or good person. Or if you do make her a lesbian, then make her aloof. She takes…

If the Disney movies teach our kids anything about parental death it’s a) it will lead to a series of adventures or b) they will be adopted by someone richer and cooler than their dead birth parents.

Fully endorsed...

There’s something about listening to the Book of Mormon soundtrack, and then listening to Josh Gad’s Olaf that makes Olaf more interesting to me.

After watching the first Frozen my son told me he wished I’d die like Elsa’s parents, so he and his brother could have an ice rink in the front yard.

YES to this.

Or everyone else butting in like “you’re crazy,” or “give him another chance,” or “are you sure?” or “maybe he’s just confused,” or “just hang in there,” or “you never know...” or “he’s just having a bad day,” or ...

Super real - we’ve just been conditioned to think it’s useless and/or obsessive to verbalize/listen to and then after the fact, we can’t be all I TOLLLDDD YYAAAA SOOOO either.....ugh what a vicious cycle

honestly i think most women are “low-key psychic”.

I think the heat needed to melt them down is more than a standard fire. Now I don’t support destruction of public property but hypothetically maybe a blow torch.

I think its time we all stop dissing Florida because look at the kids they are producing down there, damn.